I can guarantee every we will win tonight.
I brought it up after the Storm game, but we have won every home game I haven't been to, and lost every game I have been to.
They have won both home games since my commitment to the couch and I will continue to do so for these next two games.
Clearly I have some bad vibes about me that the team just doesn't like. Some aura or something to do with my alignment with the moon or some shit