Continuing with the simian theme.
The female gorilla in the zoo is unwell and nobody knows what is wrong with it so the vet gets called in. He diagnoses loneliness and the fact it hasn’t got a mate. The zoo doesn’t know what to do as there are no male gorillas in captivity in the country. Someone decides to ask the zoo labourer who cleans up the cages if he’ll have sex with it instead, they offer £500 and ask him to think it over. The following day he comes into the office and says, “OK I’m prepared to do it. But I have an issue with the money, can I pay the £500 off in instalments ? “
The female gorilla in the zoo is unwell and nobody knows what is wrong with it so the vet gets called in. He diagnoses loneliness and the fact it hasn’t got a mate. The zoo doesn’t know what to do as there are no male gorillas in captivity in the country. Someone decides to ask the zoo labourer who cleans up the cages if he’ll have sex with it instead, they offer £500 and ask him to think it over. The following day he comes into the office and says, “OK I’m prepared to do it. But I have an issue with the money, can I pay the £500 off in instalments ? “
