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[Hardyman's Yugo]

Continuing with the simian theme.

The female gorilla in the zoo is unwell and nobody knows what is wrong with it so the vet gets called in. He diagnoses loneliness and the fact it hasn’t got a mate. The zoo doesn’t know what to do as there are no male gorillas in captivity in the country. Someone decides to ask the zoo labourer who cleans up the cages if he’ll have sex with it instead, they offer £500 and ask him to think it over. The following day he comes into the office and says, “OK I’m prepared to do it. But I have an issue with the money, can I pay the £500 off in instalments ? “

 

[Wah's Up]

What do you call a woman who refuses to give head?


An über

 

[John Nick]

Just a warning to you all with Xmas coming up soon.
Please be careful when on the road.
Lots of guys drinking and getting their wifes to drive.
Sorry ladies

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

Just a warning to you all with Xmas coming up soon.
Please be careful when on the road.
Lots of guys drinking and getting their wifes to drive.
Sorry ladies

And careful with all the oldies coming out on the roads and shuffling through the malls to do Christmas shopping as well

 

[John Nick]

And careful with all the oldies coming out on the roads and shuffling through the malls to do Christmas shopping as well

Just remember Wiz .Regular naps prevent old age,especially if you take them while driving.

 

[miket12]

Just remember Wiz .Regular naps prevent old age,especially if you take them while driving.

The voice of experience?

 

[John Nick]

Its not my first rodeo.
Much more PC than admitting that I am old.

 

[Bay39er]

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[Shogun]

A joke with a little kids version & an adult version.

KIDS
What kind of bees drink milk? BABIES

ADULT
What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES

 

[Riz]

 

[John Nick]

When I see lovers names carved in a tree I'm not amazed by it but I do wonder why so many people take a knife on a date

 

[John Nick]

Mother home educating says to her son.
Now son who were the three most important Kings of England?
Drin king.
Wan King.
And Fuc king.
It's OK I know where the door is

 

[Pop Dukez]

Scrolling through Door Dash as you do on a Friday night, it’s cheat day & I can’t sleep…..came across this review, legit truth but the bro still gave them 5 stars

 

[Bay39er]

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[Bay39er]

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[Bay39er]

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[Beastmode]

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Took me a while to figure out what that message was about?!!!!!!

 

[Matiunz]

Took me a while to figure out what that message was about?!!!!!!

I got to the point pretty quickly..

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

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But it looks good though!

 

[tyrael]

Everyone heard of the Fatty and Skinny jokes?

Fat and skinny went to bed, fat rolled over and now skinny's dead.

#notfunny