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[Riz]

@sup42 I spotted your Mrs at the shops today.

 

[Riz]

@sup42 I spotted your Mrs at the shops today.

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[Tokyo Warrior]

English is hard

 

[sup42]

@sup42 I spotted your Mrs at the shops today.

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Thanks for that.

Spat my coffee, that's her!

 

[Noitall]

409K views · 8.4K reactions | No sound on earth will make you move faster💨 #cat #funnycat #cutecat | Ringodanyan

No sound on earth will make you move faster💨 #cat #funnycat #cutecat

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[John Nick]

Reports just in about a newly married English man was attacked by a shark in Australia and died
The report says he didn't suffer for too much as he had only been married for a few weeks

 

[BabylonPink]

What's a Hindu?












LAYS EGGS AYE

 

[Canadian_Warriors_Fan]

 

[John Nick]

Guy arrives home after an appointment with his audiologist and his wife asks him how did your appointment go?
He says not good but I think I will get a second opinion.
Wife says Why?
He says well why the hell would I need a heron egg ?

 

[snake77]

A video came up on my YT feed for a frustrating Joe Rogan Experience episode with Zahi Hawss. He pretty much answers every question with "It's in my book".

Some of the comments taken from the conversation are comedy gold.

If you’ve never been to Egypt, after you survive all the scammers at the pyramids, this guy is gonna come of as the final boss.

Joe: isn't there a water table under the pyramid?
Zahi: Noooooooo
Joe: there's not water under there?
Zahi: Noooooooooooo this is the Osiris shaft that was full of water ...
Joe: but where's that water coming from
Zahi: it's a water table ....
Joe: .....

"I'm not a scientist"
"I only dig"
"I am a scientist"


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uwZ_v92RSI&list=WL&index=30

 

[Wah's Up]

Too funny not to share

 

[Tokyo Warrior]

Knowing my luck, this will be my view the day the Wahs make the GF

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

Too funny not to share

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I know a guy who got a bargain. Only $52 to fill up the tank…

Of the lawnmower

 

[John Nick]

Sad to hear that the guy who invented spell check has passed away
Thoughts are with the family
May he rust in piss

 

[Wah's Up]

Sad to hear that the guy who invented spell check has passed away
Thoughts are with the family
May he rust in piss

You get Punier every day John

 

[John Nick]

You get Punier every day John

Ruly

 

[Tokyo Warrior]

 

[John Nick]

Reports today say a man with a stutter has been sent to jail for life

His victims are concerned that he won't finish his sentence

 

[snake77]

Reports today say a man with a stutter has been sent to jail for life

His victims are concerned that he won't finish his sentence

My first job a guy from another department had a stutter. He called for manager who wasn't around so I needed to pass on he called.

The conversation went like this.

"You had a call"
"Who was it"
"Ca, ca, can I I spe speak wi with"
"I'll call him back soon"

Managed to pass on the message without saying the guys name.

 

[BabylonPink]

Walking through the graveyard today.
Bloke jumped up from behind a grave.
'Morning' I said
'Taking a shit actually' he replied