Did you hear about the claustrophobic agoraphobic, he spends his days running in and out of the front door screaming.
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And then he realises the front door is associated with anxiety and he’s fucked
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Thanks t@Worried3death
This is now officially the “Not Funny” thread
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Not funny.
This is now officially the “Not Funny” thread
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Not funny.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat mate
To see his flat mate
Everyone heard of the Fatty and Skinny jokes?
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Us Pacific Islanders worship the chicken, especially when It's fried!
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Us Pacific Islanders worship the chicken, especially when It's fried!
Why did the baboon cross the road?
It was following the chicken
Bit old now masking isn't as prevalent but:
There I was, getting used to everyone being masked up and actually, quite enjoying it.
It's quite funny mouthing "you fucking asshole" to people and them not being any the wiser.
Then, the bloody government goes and makes masking optional so we've ditched masks but some habits die hard.
Which has made Communion really fucking embarrassing.
There I was, getting used to everyone being masked up and actually, quite enjoying it.
It's quite funny mouthing "you fucking asshole" to people and them not being any the wiser.
Then, the bloody government goes and makes masking optional so we've ditched masks but some habits die hard.
Which has made Communion really fucking embarrassing.
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Going for worst thread on the internet
And that's without @Bruce. What an achievement.
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Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead
of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma
of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma
Hear about the math teacher that saw his former dunce student park up in a Ferrari.
Wow! How did you get so successful?
I sell boxes. I buy them for $2 and sell them for $4 and get by on the 2% markup.
Wow! How did you get so successful?
I sell boxes. I buy them for $2 and sell them for $4 and get by on the 2% markup.
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English man driving down the highway with a truck load of monkeys and his truck broke down.
Right behind him was the Irish man Paddy.
He stopped Paddy and said hi mate. I'll give you 50 quid to take the monkeys to the zoo. Paddy said fine.
2 hours later he was still waiting for the AA to turn up to assist him and he saw Paddy coming down the road again so he flagged him down.
He says Paddy what the fuck are you doing. I gave you 50 quid to take the monkeys to the zoo.
Paddy replied "yeah mate I did but there was a few quid left so now we are off to the cinema "
Right behind him was the Irish man Paddy.
He stopped Paddy and said hi mate. I'll give you 50 quid to take the monkeys to the zoo. Paddy said fine.
2 hours later he was still waiting for the AA to turn up to assist him and he saw Paddy coming down the road again so he flagged him down.
He says Paddy what the fuck are you doing. I gave you 50 quid to take the monkeys to the zoo.
Paddy replied "yeah mate I did but there was a few quid left so now we are off to the cinema "
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