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hello, all. My name is Patrick - although my mother wanted to call me Justin........as a reminder of my conception.
The 4 keys to a happy and successful marriage.
1. Authenticity, always be truthful and real.
2. Nurture, take care of them and protect them.
3. Adore them, make them feel special.
4. Language, be careful with words as they can be barbs.
Hint: Anagram
Why did the bird fall out of the tree?Does anyone want to buy a dead canary ??
It's not going cheep.
Or maybe his daughter's a disciple of Andy Kaufman...Your daughter inherited your bad sense of humour
And tell Cnut to do the dishesSo, dad, why's my sister called Teresa?
Well, son, when your mum and I started talking about having a family, as you do you think: Boy or Girl? And then you think names. And we decided to name our children after our favourite thing - your big sister arrives and well, you know your Mum and her Easter eggs. Her favourite thing is Easter, so Teresa's an anagram of your mum's favourite thing.
Oh, okay, thanks, dad.
No worries, Alan.
Still running the Gore Dalry mate?One of my staff rang me on a very busy morning and said "Sorry boss I am sick and can't come to work today "
I replied saying it's a very busy day and how sick are,?
His response was, " I'm in bed with my sister. How sick is that "
oooops, sorry!As a Justin, you've now just produced a horrendous mental image, thanks mate
Your daughter inherited your bad sense of humour
The eternal dilemma
aw jeez that's badCalled the boss this morning: "Sorry, mate, don't think I can make it in today. I've got a wee cough."
The boss said: "You've got a wee cough?"
I said: "A Week off, you said it, cheers mate! See you next Monday!"