Social Funny

Did you hear about the claustrophobic agoraphobic, he spends his days running in and out of the front door screaming.
 
Thanks t@Worried3death

This is now officially the “Not Funny” thread

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Not funny.
 
Bit old now masking isn't as prevalent but:
There I was, getting used to everyone being masked up and actually, quite enjoying it.
It's quite funny mouthing "you fucking asshole" to people and them not being any the wiser.
Then, the bloody government goes and makes masking optional so we've ditched masks but some habits die hard.
Which has made Communion really fucking embarrassing.
 
English man driving down the highway with a truck load of monkeys and his truck broke down.
Right behind him was the Irish man Paddy.
He stopped Paddy and said hi mate. I'll give you 50 quid to take the monkeys to the zoo. Paddy said fine.
2 hours later he was still waiting for the AA to turn up to assist him and he saw Paddy coming down the road again so he flagged him down.
He says Paddy what the fuck are you doing. I gave you 50 quid to take the monkeys to the zoo.
Paddy replied "yeah mate I did but there was a few quid left so now we are off to the cinema "
 
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