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True story, when I was 18 I went round to see my mate Sole and his dad said "he's gone to the universe", I thought he was dead, and actually grieved him until I saw him about a month later and we worked out he was at uni when I went round.I'm not racist but this a good joke
A polynesian family immigrated to New Zealand and the first night they sat down for tea.
The husband goes "Honey can you pass me the Bucca,"
The wife goes: "no no we are in NZ now it's pronounced Butter,"
The husband goes "Oh okay, can you please pass me the Bucca,"
The wife goes, "No no, in NZ it's called Butter,"
The husband goes: "Oh okay, can you please pass me the Butter,"
The wife getting pissed off goes, "No, no, we live in NZ now, it's called Butter."
The husband nods, "Oh okay, well then ccan you please pass me the Butter,"
The wife responds "That's Becca" (Better)
True story, when I was 18 I went round to see my mate Sole and his dad said "he's gone to the universe", I thought he was dead, and actually grieved him until I saw him about a month later and we worked out he was at uni when I went round.
Beloved AuntMany years ago I was working in an office with a female assistant who operated a company telex machine.
The big boss asked her to send a birthday greeting to his uncle who lived in Taranaki.
The problem was his uncles name was Angus and she had sent the message and gave our boss the receipted script.
Unfortunately she had left the "g" out of Angus.
Went something like Happy birthday Anus
Living in a small town we used to have silly shit like this happen often. Probably not to the extent you thought someone was dead. A lot with people can't pronounce something or spelt something totally wrong. Or misinterpret something and tell a lot of people something totally wrong. I can't remember a lot of them.True story, when I was 18 I went round to see my mate Sole and his dad said "he's gone to the universe", I thought he was dead, and actually grieved him until I saw him about a month later and we worked out he was at uni when I went round.
Worst jokes in the world threadFuck me. I might need to name this the bad jokes thread soon.