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[wizard of Tauranga]

He's like the Wayde Egan of electricians, the human brain can only take so many shocks

Used to average once every 6 months. Several times twice in a day!

I don’t think it affected me… A constant twitching of all your muscles is normal isn’t it?

 

[Noitall]

Mate the PTSD is real! I still get cold sweats and terrifying flashbacks thinking about those times!

Now we’re got a govt not trying to implode the country, I'm getting able to move on!

That’s what happens when you fall asleep to talkback

 

[Worried2Death]

Used to average once every 6 months. Several times twice in a day!

I don’t think it affected me… A constant twitching of all your muscles is normal isn’t it?

Perfectly normal, for Janet Frame and Frankenstein's creation.

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

That’s what happens when you fall asleep to talkback

You mean like when I’m driving?

 

[Noitall]

You mean like when I’m driving?

Asleep at the wheel? Sounds like the PM

 

[miket12]

He didn’t declare it for years despite so many warnings the media lost count.

He had to update it and amend past returns so it shows up their now.

I don’t think that was that big a deal except how dumb he was for not doing it after the repeated warnings.

So we've been told but Parliamentary Services don't update the annual Register of Pecuniary and Other Specified Interest Summary but they provide a separate Further Amendments Register. Have a look at 2017, there are no shares on the RoP for Woods but there's 15 different shares on the Amendments Register. Anyone who bothered to take the time would have seen them registered there.

 

[miket12]

Asleep at the wheel? Sounds like the PM

Nah mate..... Mr Chris "I can't walk two blocks" Luxon gets chauffer driven where he needs to go

 

[Noitall]

Nah mate..... Mr Chris "I can't walk two blocks" Luxon gets chauffer driven where he needs to go

Or Mr Chris “I’ll get an electric car for the mrs on the clean car bill and scrap it. Or Mr Chris I’ll learn māori on the taxpayer and scrap it. He’s in an echelon where you expect these sorts of people to foot these sorts of expenses themselves, though entitled to it admittedly. Really stinks when in the last day or so the scrapping of a helping hand to FHB’s. Cannot believe there’s no outrage over proposed tax cuts and hearing today it could contribute to more inflation. To criticise wasteful spending on the other side is outrageous with these sorts of decisions

 

[Worried2Death]

Or Mr Chris “I’ll get an electric car for the mrs on the clean car bill and scrap it. Or Mr Chris I’ll learn māori on the taxpayer and scrap it. He’s in an echelon where you expect these sorts of people to foot these sorts of expenses themselves, though entitled to it admittedly. Really stinks when in the last day or so the scrapping of a helping hand to FHB’s. Cannot believe there’s no outrage over proposed tax cuts and hearing today it could contribute to more inflation. To criticise wasteful spending on the other side is outrageous with these sorts of decisions

A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest, lie lie lie -Paul Simon

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

To criticise wasteful spending on the other side is outrageous with these sorts of decisions

In my best deep and meaningful musings of @Worried2Death

‘Despite all my rage I’m still just a rat in a cage’ - Billy Corgen.

 

[Worried2Death]

In my best deep and meaningful mumblings of @Worried2Death

‘Despite all my rage I’m still just a rat in a cage’ - Billy Corgen.

We can go darker than that in these political mumblings;

'Is a dream a lie if it dont come true? Or is it something worse..." -Springsteen

 

[Worried2Death]

Your turn Wiz

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

Your turn Wiz

This was recited by me to many times while Labour were in:

"‘fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me" - Zack de la Rocha.

 

[Noitall]

Your turn Wiz

Santa Claus you cunt
where’s my fucken bike. Kevin bloody Wilson
Sorry to steal a turn

 

[miket12]

Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky,
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

 

[Worried2Death]

Santa Claus you cunt
where’s my fucken bike. Kevin bloody Wilson
Sorry to steal a turn

Still harbouring latent anger at that toothless māori cunt for never bringing my full scale replica TARDIS

 

[miket12]

Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky,
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

Which reminds me of a subject I did years ago called "Design Appreciation"..... 3.00pm, everyday, the tutor would turn on the TV and we'd watch the beginning of a program.....
"Here's a house,
Here's a door.
Windows, one, two, three, four,
Here's the lock,
Ready to knock,
Design School"

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

Reminds me of a few of our MP’s:

‘A cow cocky nearly died of exposure from standing in the middle of his paddock for 18 hours. The man said he was trying to win the Nobel Peace Prize by being out standing in his field.’ - Billy T James

 

[miket12]

Reminds me of a few of our MP’s:

‘A cow cocky nearly died of exposure from standing in the middle of his paddock for 18 hours. The man said he was trying to win the Nobel Peace Prize by being out standing in his field.’ - Billy T James

To soon for the Greens?


View: https://youtu.be/WFXAaVhcNLI

 

[Noitall]

Which reminds me of a subject I did years ago called "Design Appreciation"..... 3.00pm, everyday, the tutor would turn on the TV and we'd watch the beginning of a program.....
"Here's a house,
Here's a door.
Windows, one, two, three, four,
Here's the lock,
Ready to knock,
Design School"

View: https://www.facebook.com/SteveTheMaoriDaniel/videos/billy-t-james/1048615778863976/

Best episode of play school ever