Election 2023: Winston Peters vs David Seymour - their 15 most venomous insults, ranked
Love, as so astutely observed by Pat Benatar, is a battlefield. So while the Chris and Chris Show was a balm for the soul, another great romance is at play in New Zealand politics, waged in the verbal fisticuffs of Winston Peters and David Seymour.
Christopher Luxonβs
11th-hour confirmation yesterday that he would work with Peters as well as Seymour if it came to it has sent screaming from their cupboards a flock of love-hate letters; barbs exchanged over the years between the NZ First and Act leaders.
Here are 15 of them, ranked β to borrow the Australian vernacular β from least to most shirtfronty.
15
βWinston Peters has been shredding his own credibility for decades.β
β Seymour, June 2022
14
βA political cuckold that has got so much integrity he has to get another party to prop him up.β
β Peters on Seymour,
July 2020
13
βThe least trustworthy person in New Zealand politicsβ
β Seymour on Peters, Newstalk ZB, September 25, 2023
12
βNot only is that statement utterly false, but, worse still, we are not going to take it from a cuckolded puppet.β
β Peters appeals to the speaker of the house over a Seymour attack, March 2017
11
βI take offence at being referred to as a cuck by someone who smoked for 60 years.ββ Seymour, in response, March 2017
10
βItβs all right, grandpa.β
β Shortly after Seymour said this to Peters in the house (earlier, Peters had called Seymour βSunshineβ), he was chucked out of Parliament, June 2020
9
βDavid Seymour reminds me of a chihuahua at the front gate barking at every cat, human being or fellow dog that passes by.β
β Winston Peters ruminates, August 2017
8
βWeβre not going to sit around the Cabinet table with this clown.β
Seymour on Peters, after noting βobviouslyβ if necessary he could agree to a government with both involved,
on Gone By Lunchtime, September 2023
7
βPeople are going to sit down and try and write the legacy of Winston Peters β¦ As they sit and they try to describe what Winston Peters has achieved in 40 years, they will find they have nothing to write. What a shame, what a shame. But, sadly, it is still true that he is taking the shape of a Shouldbegone.β
β A David Seymour parliamentary speech, complete with visual aids, February 2020
6
βThis is a guy who has more bottom lines than a 100-year-old elephant. He is now up to nine bottom lines. He has peaked too early in this election, and he is going to find out that the problem with Winston Petersβ politicking is eventually you run out of other peopleβs gullibility.β
β Seymour in Parliament, July 2017
5
βHereβs the political cuckold from Epsom shouting out now. You know who that is, donβt you? The one whoβs looking for a second tango partner. In fact, I saw him the other night on TV dancing, again β¦ They pick these special moments on national TV to humiliate themselves.β
β Peters has a go at Seymour in the house, February 2020
4
βItβs like an arsonist showing up dressed as a fireman, saying, βI am here to help and fix it allβ.β
β Seymour on Peters as a candidate for government,
Newshub debate, September 21, 2023
3
βDavid Seymour discovered his MΔori-ness the same way Columbus discovered America, purely by accident.β
β Peters lashes out at Seymour (NgΔpuhi) on Te Ao with Moana (September 18, 2023), though fails to acknowledge that Christopher Columbus would have voted for Act.
2
βYou are a crook. A charismatic crook perhaps, but a crook all the same.β
β Seymour reaches for the hyperbole in a 2020 TV debate
1
A series β¦
βWinston Petersβ swansong promise to slash immigration is tragic. Peters himself will soon be retired and will require a care worker to help him get dressed and go for a walk. Heβll discover that such facilities canβt function without migrant workers.β
β Seymour on NZ First policy, July 2020
βIβve spent much of my career respecting and working for retirees. You seem to want to euthanise them. As for your nasty comments about my physical β I reckon youβd last 10 seconds in the ring with me.β
β Peters
βHe spends enough time in the hospital without my intervention. If his punches are as empty as his political promises, Iβve got nothing to worry about.β
β Seymour
βThereβd be three hits β you hitting me, me hitting you, and the ambulance hitting 100. Thank your lucky stars Iβm not into physical violence.β
β Peters
βI wouldnβt fight him like that, it would be elder abuse.β
β Seymour
Is it loathing, or is it love?
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