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Character reference for Mr Craig Gower:

To whom it may concern,
Mr Craig Gower, a supremely talented Rugby League player and is an upstanding citizen when he is sober. When not intoxicated he is kind, caring individual with a likeable charm. Guiding the Penrith Panthers to their 2003 NRL Premiership title, their first in over a decade, brought so much joy to the greater Penrith area that it is immeasurable. His leadership as captain combined with his brilliant play alongside fellow Superstars in Girdler, Wesser & Puletua brought pride to everyone at the foot of the Blue Mountains.
A couple of beers deep he still remains a loveable rogue but once you see his cheese begin to slide off of his cracker around the 7 beer mark (notable signs include slurred speech and a white crustacean starting to form on the left side of his mouth) he does tend to behave in a way that he will be highly apologetic about tomorrow. In this situation, it is best that his hands are cable tied together to ensure that he doesn't engage in any unsolicited massages, golf cart racing stunts, unwanted same sex kissing, punch ons or any puppetry of the penis.
If all of these scenarios can be avoided then his character is exceptional.
 
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I’d appreciate having the money available to use later today once completed & signed off. As you said, everyone else has received their bonus on completion, so if there’s time to confirm acceptance then I think it should be from then.

I would like a third opinion from someone other than Defence - I am leaning towards saying yes to Mr B

Is that ok @Cces or @Ryno 2.0 or @Naumaifooty ? Or are there concerns I am overlooking.
 
I will make an executive decision it will be the end of this round and he can use it tomorrow.
My reason isn't for fairness to you or the fact you looked up the numbers last night.
It is because he won't publish the stories for at least an hour - then me or Chris Hodges needs to read them to make sure they are acceptable and that is starting to get late in the day for giving him the bonus today.

So @Mr. Brownstone - you will receive the $250K for use tomorrow if that is ok.
I just think at this stage of the game everyone is looking around at what everyone else needs and has left and making strategy around that. To top someone’s war chest up now by 25% is the equivalent of 3M early in the game.
Hodges interventions have been fun but it would be a shame for the game if he was to potentially decide the outcome.
Just my two cents anyway…
 

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I just think at this stage of the game everyone is looking around at what everyone else needs and has left and making strategy around that. To top someone’s war chest up now by 25% is the equivalent of 3M early in the game.
Hodges interventions have been fun but it would be a shame for the game if he was to potentially decide the outcome.
Just my two cents anyway…
I am in a vice here as I can see merits either way.
One way or another he is getting his $250K.
The only question is today or tomorrow.
Your vote of tomorrow is noted.
He has requested today.
The essays are not easy and will take some effort from him.
I am waiting for input from Cces Ryno Naumai
 
This $250k will be only money Mr B has won and he is doing the game a great service by writing 3 essays for Warriors55 so it is worth it in my opinion
He won money for Kimmorley though and your act of kindness with #hindyscoinslot benefited him by 700k.
While extremely grateful to @Chris Hodges, I have a larger amount from his stable & have only gained $150k despite a very well worded haiku.

If he getting the 250k, then I vote for it's use for tomorrow
 
He won money for Kimmorley though and your act of kindness with #hindyscoinslot benefited him by 700k.
While extremely grateful to @Chris Hodges, I have a larger amount from his stable & have only gained $150k despite a very well worded haiku.

If he getting the 250k, then I vote for it's use for tomorrow
Alright - let your vote be the tie breaker

@Mr Brownstone

The $250K will be paid tomorrow

If that is no use to you and you want to step down from doing the essays, which is understandable because you are at work, please let me know asap so I can step in and quickly write them myself (the three of them).
 

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He won money for Kimmorley though and your act of kindness with #hindyscoinslot benefited him by 700k.
While extremely grateful to @Chris Hodges, I have a larger amount from his stable & have only gained $150k despite a very well worded haiku.

If he getting the 250k, then I vote for it's use for tomorrow
Not to mention he got to go first and didn’t have to do his challenges- wrighty done it for him- he’s like the Brisbane broncos of this game- next it’ll be only home games on a Friday night
#brownstonesbroncos 🐴
(Bet he runs with that now just to piss me off more)
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Todd Carney Social Media Policy.
In light of star recruit Todd Carney's bathroom selfie activities & willingness to post these on social media platforms, the club has designed a set of rules for future social media use. These are designed to encourage Todd's creativity in the bathroom (and elsewhere) while at the same ensuring that Todd's reputation is protected and the club remains legally compliant with major sponsor contracts & the NRL. We believe these policies will ensure that Todd will see out the full tenure of his contract.

1. Appropriate attire. When posting videos to social media, Todd must at all times be wearing club apparel. Todd has 10 million social media followers and the club therefore believes that videos he uploads that go viral could present very positive leverage for the club's overall supporter base. While the club has a strong following amongst children, women & families (along with the diehard male league fans), our analysis indicates we are under-represented in the degenerate demographic. We believe Todd could be that bridge between our club & the darker recesses of the internet community; and wearing team colours will ensure that opportunity is optimised. However, wearing the apparel of other clubs or including players from other clubs in uploaded videos is strictly prohibited.

2. Appropriate recorded & uploaded activity. There is a line of decency that we respectfully request Todd does not cross. Bubbling is allowed - in a time of concern for our environment, we believe recycling is critical to our planet's future. Bubbling is an activity that presents no risk to Todd's health and at the same time reduces use of the planet's natural resources, specifically in this case the consumption of water. However, in the interests of Todd's safety, other activities are strictly prohibited. This includes any attempt to replicate the human centipede as depicted in the 2009 cinematic classic. In addition we believe Todd will be of more use to us on the field than in prison and therefore the following previous antics are also outlawed from all social media platforms - Drink Driving, antagonistic behaviour that results in high-speed police chases & urinating on members of the public.

3. Monitoring Policy. This policy has been distributed to Todd. Its scope extends to all publicly available social media material that the club can gain access to and monitor. We will meet weekly with Todd to discuss all activity from the previous 7 days & provide councel where necessary.

End.
 
Alright - let your vote be the tie breaker

@Mr Brownstone

The $250K will be paid tomorrow

If that is no use to you and you want to step down from doing the essays, which is understandable because you are at work, please let me know asap so I can step in and quickly write them myself (the three of them).
I’m still not sure why it should be delayed. Didn’t CCe’s get a massive benefit from the Girdler trade yesterday that far surpassed the $250k that I would receive? Full refund + $150k?
 

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I’m still not sure why it should be delayed. Didn’t CCe’s get a massive benefit from the Girdler trade yesterday that far surpassed the $250k that I would receive? Full refund + $150k?
It is a 50 50 call I acknowledge and I decided to take input from the group and their consensus was it was fair for you to receive the $250K tomorrow.
In terms of reasons the biggest one is that it is disruptive to the game today as the refund won't be confirmed until later this morning which makes it messy from a timing perspective for those who are doing detailed planning around analysing remaining war chests, which we are all doing at this stage.

Part of the game is rolling with the punches with decisions you don't agree with. So this might have to be one where we not you are not aligned with the decision but roll with it anyway in terms of there needs a decision to be made.

But the reason is just timing. Had this all been twelve hours earlier then of course you would get the money during the course of play today.

If it is any consolation other people have had rough decisions in this game and had to live with them. Wizards got fined $650,000 that he wasn't happy with and had to accept it in the spirit of the game and Muddogz got a $300K fine just out of bad luck where as very few other people got fines for their Hodges purchases.

That probably won't help you any but I have given you a reason regarding timing and it being disruptive to the planning of others to issue it today.
 

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Umm looks like things have been decided but mr brownstone's challenge was to do ALL the writing tasks for everyone in that intervention list comprising of 3 rounds for 1 mill.

After he had spent considerable time doing it, and owners had completed their own tasks themselves anyway - thus making the offer invalid, i would have discounted the figure from 1m back to around 100k.

But anyways.
 
***ANNOUNCEMENT WAR CHEST AUDIT***

You all passed the audit unless you are mentioned below.
Would the following people please be able to make corrections

1) Mr B - yours adds up but it is not transparent where the $400K roundmaster bonus was deducted. Next time you go into the thread please show that deduction more clearly.
2) Defence you show $2, 379,000 remaining I get $2 370 000 please double check and audit your numbers
3) Muddogz you show you have spent $12.3M - I show $12.32 M please audit and correct.
 
Umm looks like things have been decided but mr brownstone's challenge was to do ALL the writing tasks for everyone in that intervention list comprising of 3 rounds for 1 mill.

After he had spent considerable time doing it, and owners had completed their own tasks themselves anyway - thus making the offer invalid, i would have discounted the figure from 1m back to around 100k.

But anyways.
Oh god, I don’t have time for that haha!
 

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It is a 50 50 call I acknowledge and I decided to take input from the group and their consensus was it was fair for you to receive the $250K tomorrow.
In terms of reasons the biggest one is that it is disruptive to the game today as the refund won't be confirmed until later this morning which makes it messy from a timing perspective for those who are doing detailed planning around analysing remaining war chests, which we are all doing at this stage.

Part of the game is rolling with the punches with decisions you don't agree with. So this might have to be one where we not you are not aligned with the decision but roll with it anyway in terms of there needs a decision to be made.

But the reason is just timing. Had this all been twelve hours earlier then of course you would get the money during the course of play today.

If it is any consolation other people have had rough decisions in this game and had to live with them. Wizards got fined $650,000 that he wasn't happy with and had to accept it in the spirit of the game and Muddogz got a $300K fine just out of bad luck where as very few other people got fines for their Hodges purchases.

That probably won't help you any but I have given you a reason regarding timing and it being disruptive to the planning of others to issue it today.
All good, understand. Perhaps you & Chris Hodges can decide where things sit before I commit to doing anything on Luke Lewis or Issac Luke.
 
Umm looks like things have been decided but mr brownstone's challenge was to do ALL the writing tasks for everyone in that intervention list comprising of 3 rounds for 1 mill.

After he had spent considerable time doing it, and owners had completed their own tasks themselves anyway - thus making the offer invalid, i would have discounted the figure from 1m back to around 100k.

But anyways.
I just assumed you were on the gas and tipsy when you offered $1M !!!!! LOL.
 
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