Character reference for Mr Craig Gower:
To whom it may concern,
Mr Craig Gower, a supremely talented Rugby League player and is an upstanding citizen when he is sober. When not intoxicated he is kind, caring individual with a likeable charm. Guiding the Penrith Panthers to their 2003 NRL Premiership title, their first in over a decade, brought so much joy to the greater Penrith area that it is immeasurable. His leadership as captain combined with his brilliant play alongside fellow Superstars in Girdler, Wesser & Puletua brought pride to everyone at the foot of the Blue Mountains.
A couple of beers deep he still remains a loveable rogue but once you see his cheese begin to slide off of his cracker around the 7 beer mark (notable signs include slurred speech and a white crustacean starting to form on the left side of his mouth) he does tend to behave in a way that he will be highly apologetic about tomorrow. In this situation, it is best that his hands are cable tied together to ensure that he doesn't engage in any unsolicited massages, golf cart racing stunts, unwanted same sex kissing, punch ons or any puppetry of the penis.
If all of these scenarios can be avoided then his character is exceptional.
To whom it may concern,
Mr Craig Gower, a supremely talented Rugby League player and is an upstanding citizen when he is sober. When not intoxicated he is kind, caring individual with a likeable charm. Guiding the Penrith Panthers to their 2003 NRL Premiership title, their first in over a decade, brought so much joy to the greater Penrith area that it is immeasurable. His leadership as captain combined with his brilliant play alongside fellow Superstars in Girdler, Wesser & Puletua brought pride to everyone at the foot of the Blue Mountains.
A couple of beers deep he still remains a loveable rogue but once you see his cheese begin to slide off of his cracker around the 7 beer mark (notable signs include slurred speech and a white crustacean starting to form on the left side of his mouth) he does tend to behave in a way that he will be highly apologetic about tomorrow. In this situation, it is best that his hands are cable tied together to ensure that he doesn't engage in any unsolicited massages, golf cart racing stunts, unwanted same sex kissing, punch ons or any puppetry of the penis.
If all of these scenarios can be avoided then his character is exceptional.
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