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snake77
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I like to think of the pizza store in my home town as a centre for comedy.
When my mother was on her death bed I followed my father and sister back into town after a long day at the hospital. We stop to get pizza and while we are waiting on head to the supermarket to pick up some items. I come back and they are gone so head off. Get home and my sister is there and no sign of my father or the pizza. Get down town and find a frustrated 80 year old that said he was yelling at me as we drove off.
My wife sent me to get a pizza for the kids and she wanted the new four cheese pizza. While I'm waiting I'm thinking it cost more than it should have. The guy gives me 5 pizza's.
That leads to a discussion between 4 cheese pizzas or a 4 cheese pizza. I felt like I was in a Two Ronnies skit asking for fork handles. I had to point out it was an item on his own menu.
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When my mother was on her death bed I followed my father and sister back into town after a long day at the hospital. We stop to get pizza and while we are waiting on head to the supermarket to pick up some items. I come back and they are gone so head off. Get home and my sister is there and no sign of my father or the pizza. Get down town and find a frustrated 80 year old that said he was yelling at me as we drove off.
My wife sent me to get a pizza for the kids and she wanted the new four cheese pizza. While I'm waiting I'm thinking it cost more than it should have. The guy gives me 5 pizza's.
That leads to a discussion between 4 cheese pizzas or a 4 cheese pizza. I felt like I was in a Two Ronnies skit asking for fork handles. I had to point out it was an item on his own menu.
View: https://youtu.be/CNTM9iM1eVw
Seen it many times but always a great laugh.
snake77
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I'm wandering if some of the old jokes worker would play on young guys was inspired from that skit.
Doing work experience at the mill they would often send the students to the stores for a long weight.
Or a tin of half inch putty
marv.
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holy shit, ol’ Elijah Taylor’s off on one.
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Coz have you watched it? Those dance moves, the conspiracy lyrics, I thought it was a parody of Dirty Sesh, peak comedy.So he’s now a south Auckland Rapper?..
And why is this in the funny thread????
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Hope so for his sakeOh it’s a skit? I thought he was being serious?
Either way it’s cringe
Noitall
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Would have been handy if he did so much homework into his agent. He might not have been ripped off.Oh it’s a skit? I thought he was being serious?
Either way it’s cringe
marv.
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didn’t know where else to put it, and for someone who’s been into hip hop since the mid 90s, i find everything about that fucking hilarious.So he’s now a south Auckland Rapper?..
And why is this in the funny thread????
it’s as cheesy as it is hokey, and the $25M? jesus wept church boy, jesus wept.
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Yeah, we were all in that teenage gangster phase once…
Yeah bro I was Lou Reed shooting up onstage when I was a teenage incel.
It's a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with heroin
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Mate i was biggest wannabie gangster. I even had a BB gun pistol. Gangster. Until I lent it to a friend at school and the Kant never gave it back. Lesson learnt. Never lend shit to other wannabie gangsters.
Noitall
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Crips or bloods?
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Noitall
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Your two options in adulthood are black power or the national party to keep repping your colour. Both gangsters in their own right.
Just glad he chose to rep the Wahs and 29 years of misery until last year
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