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[John Nick]

Was she excited when they offered to help with the problems with her windows? Bloody grandkids won't lift a finger to fix them.

No but she printed out Google and is working her way through it now

 

[snake77]

I like to think of the pizza store in my home town as a centre for comedy.

When my mother was on her death bed I followed my father and sister back into town after a long day at the hospital. We stop to get pizza and while we are waiting on head to the supermarket to pick up some items. I come back and they are gone so head off. Get home and my sister is there and no sign of my father or the pizza. Get down town and find a frustrated 80 year old that said he was yelling at me as we drove off.

My wife sent me to get a pizza for the kids and she wanted the new four cheese pizza. While I'm waiting I'm thinking it cost more than it should have. The guy gives me 5 pizza's.

That leads to a discussion between 4 cheese pizzas or a 4 cheese pizza. I felt like I was in a Two Ronnies skit asking for fork handles. I had to point out it was an item on his own menu.


View: https://youtu.be/CNTM9iM1eVw

 

[John Nick]

I like to think of the pizza store in my home town as a centre for comedy.

When my mother was on her death bed I followed my father and sister back into town after a long day at the hospital. We stop to get pizza and while we are waiting on head to the supermarket to pick up some items. I come back and they are gone so head off. Get home and my sister is there and no sign of my father or the pizza. Get down town and find a frustrated 80 year old that said he was yelling at me as we drove off.

My wife sent me to get a pizza for the kids and she wanted the new four cheese pizza. While I'm waiting I'm thinking it cost more than it should have. The guy gives me 5 pizza's.

That leads to a discussion between 4 cheese pizzas or a 4 cheese pizza. I felt like I was in a Two Ronnies skit asking for fork handles. I had to point out it was an item on his own menu.


View: https://youtu.be/CNTM9iM1eVw

Seen it many times but always a great laugh.

 

[snake77]

Seen it many times but always a great laugh.

I'm wandering if some of the old jokes worker would play on young guys was inspired from that skit.

Doing work experience at the mill they would often send the students to the stores for a long weight.

 

[John Nick]

I'm wandering if some of the old jokes worker would play on young guys was inspired from that skit.

Doing work experience at the mill they would often send the students to the stores for a long weight.

Or a tin of half inch putty

 

[marv.]

holy shit, ol’ Elijah Taylor’s off on one.


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1QPbDGtZfO/?igsh=YzVnZDdwbGV0NDBu

 

[Worried2Death]

holy shit, ol’ Elijah Taylor’s off on one.


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1QPbDGtZfO/?igsh=YzVnZDdwbGV0NDBu

Link to the 25 mill Elijah?

#notmyauntie

 

[Beastmode]

holy shit, ol’ Elijah Taylor’s off on one.


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1QPbDGtZfO/?igsh=YzVnZDdwbGV0NDBu

So he’s now a south Auckland Rapper?..

And why is this in the funny thread????

 

[Worried2Death]

So he’s now a south Auckland Rapper?..

And why is this in the funny thread????

Coz have you watched it? Those dance moves, the conspiracy lyrics, I thought it was a parody of Dirty Sesh, peak comedy.

 

[Beastmode]

Coz have you watched it? Those dance moves, the conspiracy lyrics, I thought it was a parody of Dirty Sesh, peak comedy.

Oh it’s a skit? I thought he was being serious?

Either way it’s cringe

 

[Worried2Death]

Oh it’s a skit? I thought he was being serious?

Either way it’s cringe

Hope so for his sake

 

[Noitall]

Oh it’s a skit? I thought he was being serious?

Either way it’s cringe

Would have been handy if he did so much homework into his agent. He might not have been ripped off.

 

[marv.]

So he’s now a south Auckland Rapper?..

And why is this in the funny thread????

didn’t know where else to put it, and for someone who’s been into hip hop since the mid 90s, i find everything about that fucking hilarious.

it’s as cheesy as it is hokey, and the $25M? jesus wept church boy, jesus wept.

 

[Beastmode]

didn’t know where else to put it, and for someone who’s been into hip hop since the mid 90s, i find everything about that fucking hilarious.

it’s as cheesy as it is hokey, and the $25M? jesus wept church boy, jesus wept.

Yeah, we were all in that teenage gangster phase once…

 

[Worried2Death]

Yeah, we were all in that teenage gangster phase once…

Yeah bro I was Lou Reed shooting up onstage when I was a teenage incel.

It's a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with heroin

 

[Beastmode]

Yeah bro I was Lou Reed shooting up onstage when I was a teenage incel.

It's a perfect day, I'm glad I spent it with heroin

Mate i was biggest wannabie gangster. I even had a BB gun pistol. Gangster. Until I lent it to a friend at school and the Kant never gave it back. Lesson learnt. Never lend shit to other wannabie gangsters.

 

[Noitall]

Mate i was biggest wannabie gangster. I even had a BB gun pistol. Gangster. Until I lent it to a friend at school and the Kant never gave it back. Lesson learnt. Never lend shit to other wannabie gangsters.

Crips or bloods?

 

[Beastmode]

Crips or bloods?

I looked good in blue

# Crips #gangster

 

[Noitall]

I looked good in blue

# Crips #gangster

Your two options in adulthood are black power or the national party to keep repping your colour. Both gangsters in their own right.

 

[Worried2Death]

Your two options in adulthood are black power or the national party to keep repping your colour. Both gangsters in their own right.

Just glad he chose to rep the Wahs and 29 years of misery until last year