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[John Nick]

Guy walks into a brothel and slaps $500 on the counter and says to the Madam
Give me the biggest fattest ugliest woman you have and a burnt cheese toastie
Madam says. Sir for that money you can have our most gorgeous lady and a 4 course meal
Guy replies. Don't worry I'm not horny I'm just homesick

 

[John Nick]

Man am I sick of people knocking on my door asking for donations
Just had a lady from the sperm bank
Boy did I give her a mouthful.

 

[John Nick]

Can you believe it
The price of petrol is so high my postman has decided to work from home
He just rang me and read out my bills

 

[Rick O’Shay]

True Story

 

[John Nick]

True Story

My wife says I spend too much time on my computer & SM so I blocked her .

 

[John Nick]

Please be advised that the local neighborhood flasher has decided against retirement
He has decided to stick it out for another year.

 

[FormerlyJamesW]

“He’s just creamy, so fluid, beautiful, like apple pie on a Sunday.”

Phil Gould has shifted roles to 'Supreme Meme Lord of the NRL'.

 

[Noitall]

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RFK

 

[FormerlyJamesW]

 

[Beastmode]

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This guy gets it.

 

[Rick O’Shay]

This does wonders for my knees