Team List NZ Warriors v Cronulla Sharks - [Round 5, 2026]

[BangBro's (still banging)]

I want Ali back. To watch uncle @Boats n Hoes head explode in anger. Nothing a good boil up with extra dough boys and a weed infused takakau can't fix breetha. You'll be right kare

Takakau! thank you for taking me down memory lane!

 

[WAH MAN]

Takakau! thank you for taking me down memory lane!

Yesterday lane?

 

[Victor_Radley's_Scrotum]

Sharks by 14

 

[Wahs_Ultras]

Sharks by 14

April fools is tomorrow

 

[WAH MAN]

Sharks by 14

Might be. Or us by 4

 

[Victor_Radley's_Scrotum]

Might be. Or us by 4

I like yours better, let's go with that one.

 

[WAH MAN]

I like yours better, let's go with that one.

Not sure we'll see another 40 points hiding given by us for another dozen rounds

 

[Beastmode]

Same team

I am not Webby’s burner account

 

[Bay39er]

Taine is ok at the back, neither him or CNK is head and shoulders over the other imo. To get Ali out of the team I happy with the swap.

TT has to realise that sometimes a teammate might be in a better position to break the line and therefore he should pass the ball - please TT find a pass

 

[enterthewarrior]

Let's hope Metcalf and Boyd familiarize themselves at training this week. We do not want another repeat of last week vs Tigers otherwise the Sharks will rip us apart.

 

[CWC]

I mean MetBoy will have DOUBLE the amount of training together this week, that’s a 100% increase in chemistry

 

[Stuart]

Swap RTS for Khan-Pereira, sorry but it's time

 

[Beastmode]

Swap RTS for Khan-Pereira, sorry but it's time

No thanks

I heard his defence is worse than DWZ

 

[WAH MAN]

Swap RTS for Khan-Pereira, sorry but it's time

Injury will be his passport.

 

[kos]

Nobody posted the team
List
It’s been out for hours
Yeah nah I
M computer illiterate

 

[Tookey 2.0]

Swap RTS for Khan-Pereira, sorry but it's time

I dont think now is the time my man. Yes, AKP has more speed and there will be more individual brilliance, but with that you also get more errors, more missed tackles, and less of the hard yards from the backfield.

Given our dilemma in the centres and Metcalf trying to get back into the grove, and musical chairs in the backroom with injuries, I dont think adding another massive variable is what the team needs on top of everything else atm.

Its a long season, and AKP will get his chance through injuries and suspensions, so lets make him work like balls til then to make sure he does everything he can to stay in first grade once he gets that opportunity

 

[The Warrior Waka]

Swap RTS for Khan-Pereira, sorry but it's time

Rts will be there. Probably same team as last week minus Barney

 

[FormerlyJamesW]

 

[WAH MAN]

Poor Chitty. Scores two tries. Sets up a couple-ish. Gets knocked out. To the lost property bin you go you poor odd sock.

Actually he might be a better 14 option than Healey. (Don't cry Healey fans. I am a member of the fan club too.)

And for the grammatically awesome people, I'm not sure if a full stop can legally reside inside a bracket.

 

[kos]

Poor Chitty. Scores two tries. Sets up a couple-ish. Gets knocked out. To the lost property bin you go you poor odd sock.

Actually he might be a better 14 option than Healey. (Don't cry Healey fans. I am a member of the fan club too.)

Coach is picking players on performance or performance potential
The DWZ issue unresolved though