Three men are transported by magic to Heaven.
They now stand before the throne of God.
God smiles and says "I will let each of you ask me one question and I promise I will tell the truth."
The first man steps forward: "My Lord, I am President of Ukraine, how many years before my people have peace?"
God nods and says "Ten years, my son."
The Ukrainian President breaks down in tears and is lead away by two angels.
The second man steps forward: "My Lord, I am President of Israel, how many years before my people have peace?"
God nods and says "Twenty years, my son."
The Israeli President breaks down in tears and is lead away by two angels.
The third man steps forward: "My Lord, I am the most passionate Melbourne Storm fan ever, how many years before we have another Premiership?"
God breaks down in tears and is lead away by two angels.