Sometimes I think Jackson Ford is AI, when his body appears to bend like rubber and when he glitches playing the ball with no dummy half.Whatever do you mean.
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Sometimes I think Jackson Ford is AI, when his body appears to bend like rubber and when he glitches playing the ball with no dummy half.Whatever do you mean.
AI is your friend.![]()
Sometimes I think Jackson Ford is AI, when his body appears to bend like rubber and he glitches playing the ball to no one.
What does it say about the Wrighty is AI theoryThe "Jackson Ford is AI" theory is a lighthearted internet meme and fan conspiracy that has gained traction within the NRL community, particularly among New Zealand Warriors fans.
While he is very much a real personβan Australian professional rugby league player and former carpenterβthere are a few funny reasons why fans joke about him being a high-end simulation or an "Android" programmed for league:
1. His Uncanny Work Rate
Ford is known for a "robotic" level of consistency and stamina. He often tops the stats for runs and tackles with a relentless, mechanical efficiency that doesn't seem to fluctuate. In the 2026 season, his "white-hot" start and leading position on the Dally M leaderboard have only fueled the joke that his programming has received a major software update.
2. Physical "Default" Appearance
Fans often point to his clean-cut, symmetrical look as evidence of a "default character creator" in a video game. His focused, almost expressionless "game face" during high-intensity moments makes him look like a rendered asset from Rugby League Live rather than a person experiencing exhaustion.
3. The "Unreal Engine" Evolution
Since moving from the St. George Illawarra Dragons to the Warriors in 2023, Fordβs transformation has been so dramatic that fans joke he was "re-skinned" or "re-coded" by coach Andrew Webster. Webster himself has mentioned identifying technical "glitches" in Ford's game (like his left-arm carry) and fixing them, which fits the narrative perfectly.
4. Direct References in Media
The joke has become so popular that it occasionally pops up in social media comments and fan podcasts. When he makes a line break or a massive tackle, you'll often see comments like:
- "The AI is glitching again."
- "Standard Jackson Ford NPC behavior."
- "Webster needs to nerf Ford in the next patch."
70 years since you sank a few jars?He had an Irish background, not sure whether it was his parents or Grandparents.
My Glaswegian accent still comes out faintly after a few jars and it's been 70 years. Both my parents spoke the Gaelic, but not often and it was generally some profanity.
What does it say about the Wrighty is AI theory
Sometimes I think Jackson Ford is AI, when his body appears to bend like rubber and when he glitches playing the ball with no dummy half.
Here's a reminder of other right wingers in prominent positions in the media, using very similar comments to the poster from tauranga. This time, they sought to minimise Cyclone Gabrielle, which of course ended up costing lives and caused untold damage.I donβt need 4 civil defence blasts on my phone. I got it the first few timesβ¦ I will turn them off in future.
Heard the story about crying wolf?
What do you think about the mount still closed and nothing happening to reopen it?






They probably also think Diet Coke will cure cancer.And here's a bunch of fucking idiots expressing their freedom of speech to perpetuate a fiction they are part of. Outside Ardern's book launch.
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Stupid stuff. Obviously it PREVENTS cancer before it can even grow!They probably also think Diet Coke will cure cancer.
Getting more trust is pretty much irrelevant if 78% of people avoiding the newsβ¦And here's a bunch of fucking idiots expressing their freedom of speech to perpetuate a fiction they are part of. Outside Ardern's book launch.
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No, they just trust the platform or bsky moreGetting more trust is pretty much irrelevant if 78% of people avoiding the newsβ¦
70 since I arrived here JN, been a few jars under the belt since then70 years since you sank a few jars?
Been some exaggeration on this thread today but jeez![]()
Damn, and I thought I was old70 since I arrived here JN, been a few jars under the belt since then
And don't forget RCR radio.No, they just trust the platform or bsky more![]()
'tis but a number Mike, unfortunately with winter coming, the number feels higher every dayDamn, and I thought I was old![]()
World wide recession tipped by the IMF thanks to oils prices skyrocketing. Itβs been a hell of a decade!One way to measure how long a period of growth has been is to look at the length of time between when mortgage rates get to their lowest point and then how long it takes for the interest rates to start rising again. The longer between the two, the better the economy is.
In case you missed it, it's barely been six weeks since the last fall to the first rise. I hope you all enjoyed the stella performance of the economy over that time!!!