PRESS RELEASE:
Following what can only be described as Olympic level negotiations, Gus’s Wizards have officially parted ways with the following players:
- Cameron Smith
- Jonathan Thurston
- Matt Scott
We wish them well in the future
Gus’s Warriors have since escalated the matter to the NRL Integrity Unit and are formally requesting:
- The immediate return of all monies paid
- An additional 10% penalty fee on Hodges Management to be donated to junior player development in the Bulldogs catchment area.
Furthermore, Gus’s Warriors propose that the above players either:
- Be blacklisted for the remainder of the Wizards contract term or;
- future purchasers pay compensation to Gus’s Wizards equivalent to 10% of the new contract value for wasted whiteboard diagrams.
Effective immediately, Gus’s Wizards have blacklisted all direct dealings with Hodges Agency. Any future negotiations involving players from their stable must now be conducted via a neutral third-party organisation or smoke signals.
Ps: That new Lamborghini being gifted next week, Hodges? It’s been reassigned and will be donated to our new preferred player agent, Isaac Moses!
Following what can only be described as Olympic level negotiations, Gus’s Wizards have officially parted ways with the following players:
- Cameron Smith
- Jonathan Thurston
- Matt Scott
Gus’s Warriors have since escalated the matter to the NRL Integrity Unit and are formally requesting:
- The immediate return of all monies paid
- An additional 10% penalty fee on Hodges Management to be donated to junior player development in the Bulldogs catchment area.
Furthermore, Gus’s Warriors propose that the above players either:
- Be blacklisted for the remainder of the Wizards contract term or;
- future purchasers pay compensation to Gus’s Wizards equivalent to 10% of the new contract value for wasted whiteboard diagrams.
Effective immediately, Gus’s Wizards have blacklisted all direct dealings with Hodges Agency. Any future negotiations involving players from their stable must now be conducted via a neutral third-party organisation or smoke signals.
Ps: That new Lamborghini being gifted next week, Hodges? It’s been reassigned and will be donated to our new preferred player agent, Isaac Moses!

