Social Wrighty's Player Agent Game

[wizard of Tauranga]

Rumours persist that the highest contracted player in the game to date may be on the lookout for another club shortly.

We insist Hodges agency keeps his players under control. These unfounded rumours are upsetting Thurston.

 

[Wrighty]

After feedback on my forward pack. Do you think McLean or Capewell should be upgraded should I get an opportunity?

8 Matt Scott
9 Cameron ‘priceless’ Smith
10 Jordan McLean
11 Leka Halasima
12 Kurt Capewell
13 Erin Clarke

"Do you think McLean or Capewell should be upgraded should I get an opportunity?"

Yes and Leka too.

 

[Wrighty]

**ANNOUNCEMENT**

Please be aware of the deadline Chris Hodges set in his instructions today. He will not give any warnings if time expires.

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

"Do you think McLean or Capewell should be upgraded should I get an opportunity?"

Yes and Leka too.

Leka is irreplaceable. Match winning future legend on the Lauititi and SBW scale at the same age!

 

[Chris Hodges]

We insist Hodges agency keeps his players under control. These unfounded rumours are upsetting Thurston.

We certainly hope the team owners know how much they are paying for their players...

 

[Wrighty]

Leka is irreplaceable. Match winning future legend in the Lauititi and SBW scale at the same age!

OK well definitely the other two then. Erin Clark is a goody though.

 

[Defence]

I am tracking you as for some reason your tastes in players are very similar to mine. For example we went head to head over Sailor the other day. I was thrilled when Naumai put Carrigan in play at $360K as I figured you would be fan of Carrigan.

Great minds wrighty… you’ve definitely pushed up a couple of my prices.

 

[Wrighty]

Great minds wrighty… you’ve definitely pushed up a couple of my prices.

Muddogz pipped both of us today for Petero. I probably would have countered you with $1.4 final offer but he came in at $1.6 and that was the end of the discussion as far as i was concerned.

 

[Defence]

Muddogz pipped both of us today for Petero. I probably would have countered you with $1.4 final offer but he came in at $1.6 and that was the end of the discussion as far as i was concerned.

I made my best offer- $1.25M

 

[Naumaifooty]

If there are interventions where potential information can be leaked or distinguishable, feel free to request a different intervention.

Surely with my commitment to the cause(and Hodges agency of course) I have shown by supplying video content that others can’t be bothered with or just blantantly disrespect your authority by denying your requests. I think some sort of service reward/bonus would be more than appreciated

And also would like to let you know Craig Wing will be starting at hooker.

 

[Defence]

After feedback on my forward pack. Do you think McLean or Capewell should be upgraded should I get an opportunity?

8 Matt Scott
9 Cameron ‘priceless’ Smith
10 Jordan McLean
11 Leka Halasima
12 Kurt Capewell
13 Erin Clarke

I would probably be looking for another second rower if I was u- Leka and capewell both great bench options.

 

[Wrighty]

INTERVENTION: Special Demand - Rap Charge
Jarryd has been implicated in yet another sexual misconduct allegation, this time whilst praying for another 'dream' at church. Pay $1,050,000 in additional fees to pay off the victim and the church. Alternatively write up his career and misconduct rap sheet in rap battle form.



Yo Yo Yo It’s Rap Master Wrighty

In my white singlet called a tighty

Here to tell you about my man Jarryd Hayne

Who to Defences he brought the House of Pain

In the NRL he is remembered for being an Eel

And for being much better than top ten centre Gerard Beale,

He took us all on the Hayne Plane in 2009

With his shaking and baking I knew he had to be mine

Soon it was off to the NFL to be a star in the United States

He was a running back and had the fans coming through the gates.

In 2018 it was alleged he was a raper.

But the courts eventually decided he was not guilty of that caper.

All aboard tickets please for the Hayne Train,

Peace out Jarryd and hope y’all enjoyed this trip down memory lane.





INTERVENTION: Jarred Warea-Hargreaves Special Demand - Toughness
JWH demands physicality - rank the 3 toughest things you have done in your life.



The three toughest things I have done

• I had a volatile girlfriend when I was about 20. She got a bit out of control on the gas. We all sensibly planned an evening out at a nightclub and planned to get home on public transport. So at 1am we were loaded, but not planning to drive as mentioned, and we got to the bus. And it was the last bus of the night. My Girlfriend proceeds to tell off the bus driver for something that wasn’t his fault. And then she sat at the back of the bus. I saw him steaming outside. Then he comes on to the bus and starts marching down the bus to take a strip out of her. I happened to be sitting a few rows up so I stepped physically in front of him and interceded. I asked where he was going He said he was planning to tell her off and I calmly told him that wouldn’t be happening tonight and to tell me his concern and I would pass it on to her. He then apologised to me and her and backed down and drove the bus and drove us home. So this story is how I physically intervened.
• When I was 14 I opened the batting for my High School 2nd XI in men’s grade. Back when I first started no one wore helmets. So I stood there at 5 foot 2 as a short 14 year old facing a 35 year opening bowler on a concrete artificial pitch with him using a ball called a Compo. Now Warriors55 will know what that is, but the rest of you may not. It is a cheap ball not made of leather but of cork wrapped in hard layer of plastic and in bounces like crazy. This guy thought he was the West Indies attack and his strategy was to bowl 5 bouncers per over at my young 14 year old head and then the 6th ball was a yorker. I faced him for 45 minutes hit one boundary and saw him off I think. I made a hard earned 11 I think and had been fearless against him.
• I guess my third one was running a 10K fun run but reasonably quickly. We all did it as work colleagues and I got around in 56 minutes which was quick for me. The pros do it in 33 or 34 minutes. They had a band playing at each kilometer mark and it was fun looking forward to what band would be next. I learned you have to push up to the front before the race starts as plenty of slow runners get in your way other wise and you are just bobbing and weaving for the first Km otherwise.

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

it has been bought to the attention of the management of Gus’s Wizards that the strong working relationship between management and our players is been undermined by unnamed players agents.

Gus’s Wizards has stood down all players from the unnamed management service from training pending an investigation.

Gus’s Wizards has asked the NRL to mediate a solution and are working towards a resolving the current issues.

More to come soon…

 

[Wrighty]

Gus’s wizards confirm we will pay the $250k extra for Cams ego. Bargain. He’s a $6m player really so just happy to have him for under that.

We also confirm ‘he who shall not be named’ shall remain unnamed!

Hi @wizard of Tauranga please show this $250K in the squad tracking sheet and adjust your war chest - then be sure to report back in this thread and ideally tag Chris Hodges when you have done so. That is his instruction he issued when Muddogz had a similar intervention. Cheers.
Thanks very much for updating the squad tracking thread tonight with your wins.

 

[wizard of Tauranga]

Hi @wizard of Tauranga please show this $250K in the squad tracking sheet and adjust your war chest - then be sure to report back in this thread and ideally tag Chris Hodges when you have done so. That is his instruction he issued when Muddogz had a similar intervention. Cheers.
Thanks very much for updating the squad tracking thread tonight with your wins.

After Hodges post regarding rumours Cam is about to walk, Gus’s Wizards are considering their legal options before fulfilling these requirements.

Let me make this clear… Cam Smith will be a Gus’s Wizard tomorrow!

 

[Chris Hodges]

After Hodges post regarding rumours Cam is about to walk, Gus’s Wizards are considering their legal options before fulfilling these requirements.

Let me make this clear… Cam Smith will be a Wiz’s Warrior tomorrow!

Great, we can add legal costs to all current pending and future interventions by your club.

Please note, that Cameron Smith, Jonathan Thurston and Matt Scott will not be turning up to your club tomorrow for induction as previously planned. Toopi and Hunt will (they wouldnt get a shot at any other club but yours...).

 

[Wrighty]

Being a Roundmaster was way harder than it looks from the outside.
You are in the spotlight and you are happy at then end of it if you come away with even one target.

 

[Chris Hodges]

Being a Roundmaster was way harder than it looks from the outside.
You are in the spotlight and you are happy at then end of it if you come away with even one target.

What are you trying to say about @wizard of Tauranga ?

 

[Defence]

Didgeridoo CHRIS HODGES AGENCY - ROUND 5 REPORT

Please note that these tasks to be actioned/communicated by Saturday midday NZT.



ROUND 5 SUMMARY
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• Players Drafted: 4
• Total Spent: $9,850,000
• Interventions: 4 ( 0 | 0 | 4)

HODGES LEGENDS DRAFTED THIS ROUND

@wizard of Tauranga ( Good - 70 rep)
Total Spent This Round: $5,800,000

• Cameron Smith - $5,000,000
Positions: Hooker

INTERVENTION: Cameron Smith Special Demand - Ego
As one of the greatest players in the NRL era, demands an additional $250,000 as 'ego management fee'
Fine if refused: Walkout
Status: PENDING

• Matt Scott - $800,000
Positions: Prop

INTERVENTION: Matt Scott Special Demand - No mention
The quiet achiever demands no interviews - you cannot mention him by name/initials at all in this thread. Confirm you understand.
Fine if refused: $400,000
Status: PENDING

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@Defence ( Good - 60 rep)
Total Spent This Round: $4,050,000

• Billy Slater - $3,000,000
Positions: Fullback

INTERVENTION: Immunity
Protected from Chris Hodges intervention. No action required.
Status: Actioned

• Wendell Sailor - $1,050,000
Positions: Wing

INTERVENTION: Wendell Sailor Special Demand - Try Celebration
Dell demands a try celebration - Post a video of you performing your own special try celebration.
Fine if refused: Walkout
Status: PENDING

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TEAM STANDINGS

Warriors55: 5 players | $6,910,000 | Rep: 80
Muddogz: 4 players | $5,600,000 | Rep: 70
Naumaifooty: 4 players | $7,260,000 | Rep: 70
Wizards: 4 players | $10,000,000 | Rep: 70
Wrighty: 4 players | $3,900,000 | Rep: 80
Defence: 3 players | $4,750,000 | Rep: 60
Cces: 2 players | $2,890,000 | Rep: 70
Ryno 2.0: 2 players | $5,960,000 | Rep: 70
Mr Brownstone: 1 players | $820,000 | Rep: 60
Updawahs: 0 players | $0 | Rep: 50


With legendary regards,
C. Hodges
Hodges Agency
"Fifty Years of Extracting Value"

Pretty embarrassing (my son was in hysterics) but we’re a team who put our players needs above all else…
Hopefully Dell enjoys the recreation of his most iconic celebration- the didgeridoo
(Excuse the dad nod- I’m 50 next year )
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