Sports Humour
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Less chance of getting stopped by "bouncers" there too.
Woman walks into a hardware store and asks for a door hinge. Guy behind the counter asks " would you like a screw for that?".
Lady replies " No thanks but I'll blow you for the clock on the top shelf "
Lady replies " No thanks but I'll blow you for the clock on the top shelf "
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A guy walks into a bar carrying a paper bag. He sits down, orders a drink and puts his bag on the bar.
The bartender says, “What do you have in the bag?”
The guy reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano, a piano stool and a tiny man. The little man jumps on the piano stool and begins playing.
The bartender says, “That’s pretty cool. Where did you get that?”
The guy reaches into the bag again and pulls out a brass lamp. He says, “This is a magic lamp. If you rub it a genie will come out and grant you one wish.”
The bartender rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie comes out and asks the bartender what he would like to wish for. The bartender says, “I want a million bucks.”
A few minutes later a duck walks into the bar followed by more and more ducks. Pretty soon the bar is overrun with ducks. The bartender says, “Hay, is this genie hard of hearing? I didn’t ask for a million ducks; I asked for a million bucks.”
The guy says, “Ha, ha. Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
The bartender says, “What do you have in the bag?”
The guy reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano, a piano stool and a tiny man. The little man jumps on the piano stool and begins playing.
The bartender says, “That’s pretty cool. Where did you get that?”
The guy reaches into the bag again and pulls out a brass lamp. He says, “This is a magic lamp. If you rub it a genie will come out and grant you one wish.”
The bartender rubs the lamp and sure enough a genie comes out and asks the bartender what he would like to wish for. The bartender says, “I want a million bucks.”
A few minutes later a duck walks into the bar followed by more and more ducks. Pretty soon the bar is overrun with ducks. The bartender says, “Hay, is this genie hard of hearing? I didn’t ask for a million ducks; I asked for a million bucks.”
The guy says, “Ha, ha. Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
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