Lady goes to the police and claims that she has been raped.
Cop says can you please describe the offender. She said he was wearing white pants and a white top.
Cop says do you think he could be a nz cricketer.
She replies " could have been. He wasn’t in long "
Haha
There's a couple in their 60s and the wife asks her husband "Why do you still play video games?"
He responds "The same reason you still wear make up everyday, it's a nice little escape from reality."
A guy keeps joking with his work buddy about sleeping with his sister even thought they've never meet in real life.
1 day he says "Every time I blow your sisters mind she blows me. I've blown her mind 5 times already this week and it's only Tuesday."