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Sorry I derailed the thread in my own selfish way and I'm not regretful at all.
I was thinking you guys had to be doing a bit.
Don't mind me, carry on.
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I was thinking you guys had to be doing a bit.
Don't mind me, carry on.
They should take it on the comedy circuit
you're definitely "self-certifiable"..
Sadly they lost their spark after a couple of shows.
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A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat die and go to Heaven.
All three are greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who informs them they have to meet with God. So off they trudge.
A few minutes later they enter the Throne Room where God is sitting, and he beckons them near.
God says, “I want to know you believe in, and pure and true your heart and soul are”.
The German Shepherd answers first, “I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master.”
“Good,” says God, “then sit down on my right side.”
“Doberman, what do you believe in?” asks God.
The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”
“Excellent,” says God, “you may sit at my left side.”
Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in, cat?”
The cat rolls its eyes and responds, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat!”
All three are greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who informs them they have to meet with God. So off they trudge.
A few minutes later they enter the Throne Room where God is sitting, and he beckons them near.
God says, “I want to know you believe in, and pure and true your heart and soul are”.
The German Shepherd answers first, “I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master.”
“Good,” says God, “then sit down on my right side.”
“Doberman, what do you believe in?” asks God.
The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”
“Excellent,” says God, “you may sit at my left side.”
Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in, cat?”
The cat rolls its eyes and responds, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat!”
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He's asking Wiz for electrical advice on a league forum, like in the start of that movie The Towering Inferno.
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Was the towering inferno caused by dodgy wiring?
Three elderly men sitting in a convalescent home discussing their morning routines.
The first man complains that he wishes he could have a strong, solid "number one" rather than just dribs and drabs.
The second man says he wishes he could produce a good, solid "number two," but instead, he struggles and it's a terrible experience.
The third man boasts that he has a wonderful "number one" at 7:30 AM—like torrential rains or the Mississippi River—and a perfect "number two" at 7:35 AM—like an erupting volcano.
When the other men ask what he is complaining about if everything is so perfect, the third man replies, "Well, I don't get out of bed until 9:00."
The first man complains that he wishes he could have a strong, solid "number one" rather than just dribs and drabs.
The second man says he wishes he could produce a good, solid "number two," but instead, he struggles and it's a terrible experience.
The third man boasts that he has a wonderful "number one" at 7:30 AM—like torrential rains or the Mississippi River—and a perfect "number two" at 7:35 AM—like an erupting volcano.
When the other men ask what he is complaining about if everything is so perfect, the third man replies, "Well, I don't get out of bed until 9:00."
I'd hire a prostitute
But I can't be fucked
But I can't be fucked
