Yeah mate, thats painfull. Hit it with a stick and the mimi on it.
Piles too man. They're pretty much a "pain in the %$#". [hehe]
Piles too man. They're pretty much a "pain in the %$#". [hehe]
Haha.Having a new plastic coated cards bent and the edge flicked hard under your nose at the bottom where it meets your face is pretty sore....
ive been bashed, smashed and crashed in my short time alive, all sorts of busted bones, strains, sprains and bruises but the biggest pain ive ever experienced was a doctor giving me a local aneasthetic in the sole of my foot so he could dig a wart out.
just about passed out, there is a heap of nerve endings in your foot.
just about passed out, there is a heap of nerve endings in your foot.
ozbash said:
Got a bit of glass in my foot not long after coming home from a Warriors game in 2004. Attempting to dig it out was the worst pain ever, or so i though. When i went to the doc the next day the aneasthetic injection surpassed the glass for pain.
One for the blokes and this came from a "friend" of mine. A few years back, the standard test for a STD was a mini umbrella inserted into the end of the old purple-headed custard chucker, umbrella opened and then extracted back via the entrance that it went in. Not pleasant one would imagine!!
The worst pain I ever felt was when a 2.5 tonne steel punch press came down on my index finger... shattered the bone at the tip of my finger into 4 tiny pieces, fingernail sheared off, heaps of stitches. The doctor taped the fingernail back on, told me not to bang my finger against anything, or get it wet, or else the end of my finger would turn black and fall off. Had to keep my hand elevated above heart level, so sat in a recliner chair all night long while each endless throb in my fingertip felt like a 20 pound sledgehammer whacking it... over and over and over again.
I can't beat that AK or IanR anyone really but one time...
A person was good enough to hit me in the head with a bottle, from a swapper crate the big ones. I didn't have time to thank him, because I think I broke the world sprint record in a get away attmept....
This was at the drags when I used to hang out with boy racers, soon after I stopped hanging out with boy racers not only can it be boring but dangerous aswell.......
no offence intended to any car enthusiasts or boy racers, you aint all violent.
A person was good enough to hit me in the head with a bottle, from a swapper crate the big ones. I didn't have time to thank him, because I think I broke the world sprint record in a get away attmept....
This was at the drags when I used to hang out with boy racers, soon after I stopped hanging out with boy racers not only can it be boring but dangerous aswell.......
no offence intended to any car enthusiasts or boy racers, you aint all violent.
JonB said:
lol thats a funny story!
Busted and dislocated a finger playing cricket one day. A team mate put it back in place and i carried on playing. That night....by chr**t.....did my finger throb....was off work with it for a while to i might add.
RS it wasn't that funny. I have had 2 big adrenaline rushs in my life, that was one of them I thought my heart was going to bust out my chest, thinking about it the whole heart beating thing didn't help with the bleeding most probaly.
But hell I could run fast.
But hell I could run fast.
Broken a few bones in my time of playing league.
Broken a few hearts along the way too. Not my fault, blame te booze. !!!
Broken a few hearts along the way too. Not my fault, blame te booze. !!!
I think AmeriKiwi wins it...ouch
I guess I'm lucky, I've played League all my life (and some union), and kickboxing. Never broken a single bone in my body, i've had stitches once and my head stapled closed once, and that's it.
My worst injury is probably a hemeraged eye socket (from a fight) but even that didn't hurt that much.
I guess I'm lucky, I've played League all my life (and some union), and kickboxing. Never broken a single bone in my body, i've had stitches once and my head stapled closed once, and that's it.
My worst injury is probably a hemeraged eye socket (from a fight) but even that didn't hurt that much.
I never got injured playing league. I dislocated a different finger playing union. Cricket seems to have been my biggest enemy.
Yeah i'm with 2 Black on this one, Amerikiwi wins this one i think.
And an honorable mention to my friend JonB for being the fastest man on the planet for a very brief period of time. lol
Yeah i'm with 2 Black on this one, Amerikiwi wins this one i think.
And an honorable mention to my friend JonB for being the fastest man on the planet for a very brief period of time. lol
And just off topic for a moment. Thanks ever so much to that wonderful woman Woop Woop for putting toogether the brilliant picture you now see at the bottom of my messages.
Cheers!!!!!!
Cheers!!!!!!
If you want to experience prolonged agonising pain, get a piece of hard twig caught between your eyelid and retina and be unable to dislodge it until 12 hours later. Blinking (natural reation) brought excruciating pain and sleep (couldn't close eyes) was impossible. The doctor got it out by rolling my eyelid around a cotton bud (eventually with the help of anaesthetic). The motto is never prune a fern without safety glasses.
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