General Worst Daddy jokes you can think off.....

[surfin]

If you plan on having sex with a frog, please use a condom. However if you want the frog to enjoy it ribbit.

 

[Miket12]

This came form my good lady so I guess it would be the worst Mum joke (it's also her one and only joke):
How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? It would depend if he wanted to see you latter or in a while.

You have to be of a certain age to understand this punchline.

 

[Weno]

Guess I'll put my wife's go to up.

Wife:What is the difference between a Farrari ,Porsche and a Maddaeryogi.

Me: What's a Madderyogi?

Wife:Nothing Booboo.

 

[mt.wellington]

Guess I'll put my wife's go to up.

Wife:What is the difference between a Farrari ,Porsche and a Maddaeryogi.

Me: What's a Madderyogi?

Wife:Nothing Booboo.

Your wife is smarter than the average bear.

Use to love that cartoon...

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

 

[Miket12]

Apple are developing a driverless car.... they're calling it the iCrash.

 

[Sky Waka]

What kind of bees drink milk?

Babies.

There's a more adult version of this joke but it doesn't go too far and I don't know if I can put it on here.

 

[Sky Waka]

Dad jokes that's how eye roll.