General Worst Daddy jokes you can think off.....


Warriors 1st Grader
Apr 20, 2012
If the Seven Dwarfs from Snow White were farmers instead of miners, their theme song instead of "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go" would have been "Gnome, Gnome on the range".


What did Inspector Poirot say when he saw a dead chicken on the road? "I suspect murder so fowl".

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1st Grade Fringe
Jun 2, 2017
Lancashire, England
A doctor doing his rounds in a Mental Institution. He goes into the 1st room and there's a patient going, "Brum, brum, brum, vroooom".

Doctor "What are you doing?"
Patient "Driving my ferrari!"
Doctor "You've got no car!"

The patient in the next bed say's,

"You shouldn't have told him that, I get £10.00 a week for washing that car!"


Warriors 1st Grader
May 7, 2012
My daughter pulled this one on I guess it qualifies as a Dad joke.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?


'To go and see the idiot.


'Knock knock

'Whose there?

'The Chicken....'


1st Grade Fringe
Mar 6, 2016
Worst thread I've ever seen.

I told my daughter this one when SJ had one of his worst games,
"What do you call a show pony at the Warriors? A brony!! Ahahaggh".
She told me to look up brony porn, I didn't even know Shaun had a racehorse.
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Long live the Rainbows and Butterflies
May 8, 2012
i personally think all dad jokes are awesome so theres no such thing as a bad one.

So here are some Awesome ones -

The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin , 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70!!! Blow this , I thought , I can get one cheaper off the web.

I was at a cash machine yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance , so I pushed her over.

I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.

I was driving this morning when I saw a RACV van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.

Statistically , 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that , 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.


1st Grade Fringe
Nov 3, 2012
My dad's joke is actually some of my best material.

Just wanted to share it with my Warriors.


Warriors 1st Grader
Apr 20, 2012
Not a Daddy joke, this is courtesy of my wife:

One of my calf muscles is sore. You don’t think I have that COWVID virus?
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