General What It's Like To Be A Warriors Fan

Raurimu Massive

Raurimu Massive

A mate asked me why I’m not such a fanatical Warriors fan as I used to be. I had to think for a while, but came up with this:

Imagine having a mrs that you’re 100% loyal to. When you go to bed with her, you’ve got a 40% chance you’ll only get a kiss, a 10% chance you’ll get an OK shag, a 30% chance she’ll ignore you completely, a 10% chance she’ll screw your brains out and leave you giddy, and a 10% chance she’ll knee you in the nuts and leave you vomiting.

After 18 years of that, you’re going to stop caring about sleeping with her, and just take the good root if she’s keen.
 
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gREVUS

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A mate asked me why I’m not such a fanatical Warriors fan as I used to be. I had to think for a while, but came up with this:

Imagine having a mrs that you’re 100% loyal to. When you go to bed with her, you’ve got a 40% chance you’ll only get a kiss, a 10% chance you’ll get an OK shag, a 30% chance she’ll ignore you completely, a 10% chance she’ll screw your brains out and leave you giddy, and a 10% chance she’ll knee you in the nuts and leave you vomiting.

After 18 years of that, you’re going to stop caring about sleeping with her, and just take the good root if she’s keen.


See I think u have the wrong attitude - according to ur numbers the chance of a shag is 20%, if u didn't have a misses then ur chances of a shag are nill. You should be happy that she will still go to bed with you. After 18 years shes seen what u got and given how much you've disappointed her, well just be happy that your marriage survived the wedding night
 
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Hitman82

Hitman82

I liken being a Warriors fan more to playing Russian roulette.
It's kind of exciting every time you hear that click, followed by a sense of relief that you managed to spin the empty chamber. You start to develop irrational hope that maybe this could be the time when it all comes together and you beat the game. But then you look around and realise you are playing by yourself and you are utterly doomed to end up dead with a massive hole in your face.
 
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Gizzyfan

Gizzyfan

I equate it to being a a Karaoke bar where a really bad singer is belting it out and I feel embarrassed because he/she isn't.
 
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edd

edd

I'm loving being a Warriors fan right now. I met Matagi after the game on sat. and I gotta say that he's as cool as I thought he'd be...
 
Hitman82

Hitman82

I'm loving being a Warriors fan right now. I met Matagi after the game on sat. and I gotta say that he's as cool as I thought he'd be...

Awesome! What did he have to say? I trust you made good use of your time and asked all the questions I sent you via psychic mind messages?
 
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edd

edd

Awesome! What did he have to say? I trust you made good use of your time and asked all the questions I sent you via psychic mind messages?
I asked stupid questions and made it a little awkward for him, I'm not used to meeting big stars... But he was real cool about it... so he gets my vote...

He got asked one question while getting a prize from Sky City: "When you're charging at the line what are you thinking about." And he replied, "It's either him or me." Ha Ha.. That got the crowd going...
 
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Hitman82

Hitman82

I asked stupid questions and made it a little awkward for him, I'm not used to meeting big stars... But he was real cool about it... so he gets my vote...

He got asked one question while getting a prize from Sky City: "When you're charging at the line what are you thinking about." And he replied, "It's either him or me." Ha Ha.. That got the crowd going...

Must have been better than the time I met Clinton Toopi in the central city after a game and was so drunk I got his name wrong :S. I think I called him "Noopu" or something. Jesus. Looked at me like I was a total freak and kept on walking haha.
 
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edd

edd

Must have been better than the time I met Clinton Toopi in the central city after a game and was so drunk I got his name wrong :S. I think I called him "Noopu" or something. Jesus. Looked at me like I was a total freak and kept on walking haha.
I might start a new thread: What's it like being a Warriors player?

Shaun Johnson has 14 year old girls screaming "I love you" everywhere he goes, and has to remind himself that he wont get selected from prison.... Ha Ha....
 
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mode81

mode81

Warriors our team aye just gotta back our team all the way no matter what, for me the most entertaining team to watch by far, heaps of NRL teams try to emulate our style of play but only our boys can do what we do almost unstoppable when at full peak.

Warriors are the must watch game every week, they put you through all the emotions EVERY season, the highs lows ups downs it's both torture and awesome being a Warriors fan but we all love it and just can't get enough really haha.

On another note just watching Sterlo on his show a few weeks ago and he mentioned you only get a short window of opportunity to deliver in the NRL and I reckon our day will come only because I think of next season's squad and I believe we have the cavalry to go all the way, we have the players in place we have the systems and these players are a few years NRL mature now, it's time to deliver.

I can envision Mannering holding aloft that premiership trophy one year, the acquisition of a lethal killer instinct player the caliber of Sam Tomkins will be vital to our team next season just an attacking threat to spark this team from anywhere will be something to behold.
 
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Sup42

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Got a Brother who worked at Sky City a long time ago , he reconed Villa used to eye ball him after he lost his money LOL
I asked my brother what do you do ? he said ' just keep dealing cards , be professional , polite , and eye ball em right back hahahhaa
Anyways life as a Warriors fan , I got a real good friend who as recently as last night was trying to get me to switch to his Melbourne club LOL piss off death first toture secound Melbourne last.

If you stick at anything long enough as the Breakers and the Tall Blacks have proved , one day the highs for Warriors fans will be so high that it will all be worth it.

Andre Adgassi was quoted on the radio the other day , he said the Lows of Losing are much deeper than the heights of winning.

That about sums up Warriors Forums, they are most active after a hurtful loss than a triumphant win.
 
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snake77

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A mate asked me why I’m not such a fanatical Warriors fan as I used to be. I had to think for a while, but came up with this:

Imagine having a mrs that you’re 100% loyal to. When you go to bed with her, you’ve got a 40% chance you’ll only get a kiss, a 10% chance you’ll get an OK shag, a 30% chance she’ll ignore you completely, a 10% chance she’ll screw your brains out and leave you giddy, and a 10% chance she’ll knee you in the nuts and leave you vomiting.

After 18 years of that, you’re going to stop caring about sleeping with her, and just take the good root if she’s keen.
It's probably more like having a girl friend who gives out once a week but the majority of the time there is a lack of effort and she's just going through the motions. Now there will be a week or two every 5 to 6 weeks where she really goes all out and puts in the effort and it's the best thing you've ever experienced. During the low times your thinking of dumping her for something a bit more dependable but then you hit the high times and you stick around. It's like a drug you're hanging around waiting for those weeks where she's totally keen.
 
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Raurimu Massive

Raurimu Massive

Good call Snake, and then there are the times she gives you the blowjob of your life, then ties you up, and brings out a strap-on...

**EDIT** I hasten to add that this is a continuation of my "Warriors as a woman" metaphor, and not anything to do with my personal life.
 
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snake77

snake77

Geez I hope my wife doesn't read any of this; she's pretty lenient but this could be the one time I'm banished to the couch.
 
Raurimu Massive

Raurimu Massive

Make sure you do a good renovation job on the Whare bro


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Bro my mrs is still blown away that I've gotten off my arse to do it. I'll be getting off on gratitude sex for years to come.
 
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gREVUS

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ok RM and snake - pls ur scaring me - go get a room
 
mrblonde

mrblonde

Good call Snake, and then there are the times she gives you the blowjob of your life, then ties you up, and brings out a strap-on...

**EDIT** I hasten to add that this is a continuation of my "Warriors as a woman" metaphor, and not anything to do with my personal life.

That Edit was a bit too hasty to be geniune, methinks.

What they call the unasked for promise. Of course, your post has nothing to do with your personal life. We never assumed it did...

Until your edit.
 
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Gizzyfan

Gizzyfan

...if you frequent similar karaoke bars to me, it may in fact be a he-she on the mic.


I don't thats just one reason why I hate them, feeling embarrassed over someone elses stupid singing. Another reason is I have no doubts about the complete lack of any talent or even remotely being in tune with my voice.
 
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