General Warriors Confessional

mt.wellington

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This is the Warriors Confessional thread where all doubters and sinners can repent their Warriors sins and forever be absolved of those transgressions and take one step closer to Warrior Heaven...
 
I beg forgiveness for doubting his Holiness Stephen Kearney and The Process.

I confess to being wrong about Adam Blair and his questioning his mana.

I break humble bread with Anthony Gelling after believing he would burn in hell after being scorched by the Dragons...
 
I was a doubter and sinner of the most extreme kind.... I'll admit it

I lost the faith...

Stephen Kearney
Adam Blair - I called him Adam Blah :(
Isaac Luke
Sam Lisone
Ken Maumalo
Solomone Kata

I sinned against them all in this forum..... every opportunity I would crack jokes about how bad they were.... dole collectors, two left hands, butter fingers, meat pie eaters, I even call him Stephen the "stutter" Kearney at one point.......

I doubted the ability of Alex Corvo...

I doubted the captaincy of Roger Tuivasa-Sheck...

I doubted the Beale, Hiku and Gelling signing -- jobs for mates..

I doubted Green - here for a paycheck...

I predicted a SPOON this year

The list goes on....

Anyway,

NOW THAT I HAVE REPENTED :) AND FATHER HAS ABSOLVED ME OF MY SINS :) - LETS PUT HIS NEGATIVE BULL SH*T BEHIND US ;) AND

GO THE MIGHTY WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its all gravy train from here on end right?!
 
I also don’t trust this side. My scars also run very deep. That’s what 6 years of utter shite performances does to your psyche. Check back with me at around round 20. If they keep up their current form, then I will really wet myself with glee.
 
Forgive me father for the amount of expletives that I have used in past game day threads, and for any future expletives that I will no doubt use as the NRL and referees try to screw us over on game day.

I think I have atoned for all my sins :)
 
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Personally I’m conflicted. I 100% saw this year as being a disaster. We had been weak in the forwards for years and then didn’t re-sign our two best props. Our only exciting signing for the year was coming from the Storm and we all know how that one goes. A coach with under 30% win ratio. I just couldn’t see how we would be able to compete.
I have however (like all of us here) hung through the last six years of dismal and embarrassing performances and coach swapping. Rarely missing a match and eagerly reading this forum over the offseason trying to find out what will change and bring us into title contention.

I cant decide if I was a terrible fan for doubting them or if I’m an amazing fan for sticking with them for this long. After paying for our sins as fans over the last six years are we now in heaven?

I guess I lost the faith but kept the passion for the team.
 
I have sinned plenty on this site but always with the best intentions. However, I am confused. My dad is lapsed Catholic, mum is a Proddy, step-mum is a Sikh. Grandparents also include Mormon, Muslim and Presbyterian so from which faith should I ask forgiveness ?
Is there an 0800 number?

Oh sod it. I'm sorry I ever doubted you Mr Kearney sir and as punishment I'll eat all my greens and happily accept hell as my afterlife.
 
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I cant decide if I was a terrible fan for doubting them or if I’m an amazing fan for sticking with them for this long. After paying for our sins as fans over the last six years are we now in heaven?

Doth not doubteth thy previous convictions, the team w're rightly judg'd f'r their crimes committ'd 'gainst the faithful, but anon t is those folk yond has't seen the lighteth
 

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