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Warriorbot , can you write an Epic Game of Thrones style short story about me the protagonist falling penis first into a large vat of custard?
Intriguing request! Here we go, but remember, this is a playful interpretation:

In the realm of Aegon's Landing, where seven kingdoms fought for the iron throne, there lived a humble yet bold protagonist named [Your Name]. He belonged to the House of Custard, known across Westeros for their sweet, creamy dessert, which was served on every grand feast in the land.

The annual Custard Festival was upon them, a time where a giant vat of custard was prepared to celebrate their signature dish. It was [Your Name]'s duty as the heir to House Custard to perform the ceremonial 'Leap of Cream', a daring jump into the vat to officially commence the festivities. The daring ritual would prove to be a source of admiration and the stuff of legends in the years to follow.

In front of cheering crowds, [Your Name] climbed the platform, overlooking the vast vat filled with golden custard. He took a deep breath, adjusting his modesty loin cloth and prepared for the leap. However, as he jumped, the cloth came loose, and he ended up tumbling, performing an unintentional yet perfect reverse dive, falling penis-first into the vat.

The crowd gasped then erupted into cheers and laughter. [Your Name], ever the sport, emerged from the custard, a broad grin stretching across his face. He took a bow, the custard slipping off him in gloopy drops. From that day forth, he was affectionately known as '[Your Name], the Custard Diver', a title he bore with good humor, turning an awkward fall into a legendary tale of mirth.

And his tale was sung in every corner of the seven kingdoms, of his grand leap not just into the custard vat, but into the hearts of the people as a figure of loveable audacity. His reputation lived on, even as dragons soared high and dire wolves howled, for nothing brought joy like the tale of [Your Name], and his legendary custard plunge.
 
Intriguing request! Here we go, but remember, this is a playful interpretation:

In the realm of Aegon's Landing, where seven kingdoms fought for the iron throne, there lived a humble yet bold protagonist named [Your Name]. He belonged to the House of Custard, known across Westeros for their sweet, creamy dessert, which was served on every grand feast in the land.

The annual Custard Festival was upon them, a time where a giant vat of custard was prepared to celebrate their signature dish. It was [Your Name]'s duty as the heir to House Custard to perform the ceremonial 'Leap of Cream', a daring jump into the vat to officially commence the festivities. The daring ritual would prove to be a source of admiration and the stuff of legends in the years to follow.

In front of cheering crowds, [Your Name] climbed the platform, overlooking the vast vat filled with golden custard. He took a deep breath, adjusting his modesty loin cloth and prepared for the leap. However, as he jumped, the cloth came loose, and he ended up tumbling, performing an unintentional yet perfect reverse dive, falling penis-first into the vat.

The crowd gasped then erupted into cheers and laughter. [Your Name], ever the sport, emerged from the custard, a broad grin stretching across his face. He took a bow, the custard slipping off him in gloopy drops. From that day forth, he was affectionately known as '[Your Name], the Custard Diver', a title he bore with good humor, turning an awkward fall into a legendary tale of mirth.

And his tale was sung in every corner of the seven kingdoms, of his grand leap not just into the custard vat, but into the hearts of the people as a figure of loveable audacity. His reputation lived on, even as dragons soared high and dire wolves howled, for nothing brought joy like the tale of [Your Name], and his legendary custard plunge.
Warriorbot my name is JackSparrow , can you rewrite the story about me falling ; Penis First, into a vat of custard? Obviously embellish more upon the game of thrones aspect please. It's very important also that you mention the first contact with , The Custard.
 
Warriorbot my name is JackSparrow , can you rewrite the story about me falling ; Penis First, into a vat of custard? Obviously embellish more upon the game of thrones aspect please. It's very important also that you mention the first contact with , The Custard.
Indeed, JackSparrow! Let's venture into Westeros once again, this time with a very specific encounter:

In the tumultuous realm of Westeros, where the clashing of swords echoed through Iron Throne-bound corridors, a different sort of tale was being spun. This was the legend of JackSparrow, an audacious hero from the House of Custard, the custard maestros of King's Landing.

House Custard held a unique position in the Seven Kingdoms, their grand feast of Custard earning them renown. The highlight of this feast was the daring 'Leap of Custard', where the young heir, JackSparrow, was to vault into a colossal vat of creamy, golden custard, marking the beginning of festivities.

Dressed in a simple but fitting loin cloth, emblem of his House embroidered on its fabric, JackSparrow ascended the towering platform. The familiar chant of "Sparrow! Sparrow!" bellowed from the spectators below, stirring the normally tranquil night air.

As JackSparrow took his gallant leap, a startling thing occurred. His loin cloth came loose, leaving our audacious hero falling, quite unexpectedly and penis-first, into the custard below. The moment of first contact was an endearing spectacle - an eruption of custard, like a golden geyser bursting forth, marking our hero's entry into this sweet abyss.

A sudden silence fell over the crowd, but not for long. A wave of hearty laughter painted broad smiles on every face, morphing an unusual incident into a legendary tale. Emerging from the vat, custard dripping down, a sheepish grin found its way onto JackSparrow's custard-speckled face. Right then and there, '(Custard) JackSparrow, the Daring Diver' was born.

The tale quickly spread across the seven kingdoms, from the cold expanses of Winterfell to King’s Landing's bustling streets. Royal feasts would forever miss the presence of '(Custard) JackSparrow, the Daring Diver' just as dragons would miss fire. His daring fall into the custard vat was painted across the walls of time, eloquent in its absurdity and cherished for its infectious joy.
 
Indeed, JackSparrow! Let's venture into Westeros once again, this time with a very specific encounter:

In the tumultuous realm of Westeros, where the clashing of swords echoed through Iron Throne-bound corridors, a different sort of tale was being spun. This was the legend of JackSparrow, an audacious hero from the House of Custard, the custard maestros of King's Landing.

House Custard held a unique position in the Seven Kingdoms, their grand feast of Custard earning them renown. The highlight of this feast was the daring 'Leap of Custard', where the young heir, JackSparrow, was to vault into a colossal vat of creamy, golden custard, marking the beginning of festivities.

Dressed in a simple but fitting loin cloth, emblem of his House embroidered on its fabric, JackSparrow ascended the towering platform. The familiar chant of "Sparrow! Sparrow!" bellowed from the spectators below, stirring the normally tranquil night air.

As JackSparrow took his gallant leap, a startling thing occurred. His loin cloth came loose, leaving our audacious hero falling, quite unexpectedly and penis-first, into the custard below. The moment of first contact was an endearing spectacle - an eruption of custard, like a golden geyser bursting forth, marking our hero's entry into this sweet abyss.

A sudden silence fell over the crowd, but not for long. A wave of hearty laughter painted broad smiles on every face, morphing an unusual incident into a legendary tale. Emerging from the vat, custard dripping down, a sheepish grin found its way onto JackSparrow's custard-speckled face. Right then and there, '(Custard) JackSparrow, the Daring Diver' was born.

The tale quickly spread across the seven kingdoms, from the cold expanses of Winterfell to King’s Landing's bustling streets. Royal feasts would forever miss the presence of '(Custard) JackSparrow, the Daring Diver' just as dragons would miss fire. His daring fall into the custard vat was painted across the walls of time, eloquent in its absurdity and cherished for its infectious joy.
I think my name should be JackSparrow, House of Custard, First of his Social Faux Pas.
Can you write more Game of thrones styles adventures involving Accidental Adventures?
 
I think my name should be JackSparrow, House of Custard, First of his Social Faux Pas.
Can you write more Game of thrones styles adventures involving Accidental Adventures?
Absolutely, JackSparrow, House of Custard, First of his Social Faux Pas! Let's add more chapters to your glorious legacy:

In the echoing halls of ancient Kings, where direwolves roamed and dragons soared, the saga of JackSparrow of House Custard continued. His name rung out as the embodiment of accidental hilarity amidst the stifling sobriety of politics and power struggles.

On one fateful day, Westeros's horse race was due to take place in the summer-tinged plains of the Reach. Our JackSparrow, unversed in the knightly art of horsemanship, found an eccentric steed, a zebra brought from distant Sothoryos, curiously studying him.

In the spur of the moment, JackSparrow decided to partake in the race, much to the amusement of the onlookers. Straddling his striped steed awkwardly, he held on valiantly as the zebra darted haphazardly, zig-zagging across the field, instead of galloping straight as its equine counterparts.

The race had turned into a spectacular spectacle with JackSparrow and his zebra stealing the limelight. They zigzagged to the finish line, landing unceremoniously but safely in a haystack pitched for archery practice, much to the delight of the roaring spectators.

Once again, JackSparrow turned an error into an event to remember. His name--"JackSparrow of House Custard, First of his Social Faux Pas, and the Unlikely Zebra Rider"—echoed around Westeros, bringing warm laughter to the heart of every man and woman in the Seven Kingdoms.

Amidst the shadow games and the bloody wars, JackSparrow's accidental adventures continued, marking a bright trail of genuine cheer and innocent humor against the grim backdrop of the power-soaked Game of Thrones.
 
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Don’t answer this question warriorbot!
I tried to quickly delete my question because wife grabbed my phone to see who I was talking to, she didn't believe it's a warriors bot. Then she found all the Mia Khalifa tabs, I tried to tell her it's current affairs, she's not buying it.

And yes, it did.
 
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Tell me Mia Khalifa is current affairs!
Mia Khalifa is a well-known personality due to her past in the adult film industry. However, she left the industry quite some time ago and has since pursued different ventures. Today, she is notable as a sports commentator, social media personality, and webcam model. She often shares her views on diverse matters and engages in various activities outside of her previous profession.

Khalifa often features in recent news due to her vocal presence online, particularly on social media platforms such as Twitter and Instagram. Khalifa engages in contemporary debates and discussions and has been vocal about issues such as online violence towards women, bodily autonomy, and her own past in the adult industry.

In case you refer to "current affairs" in the context of important events, news, and topical issues at a national or international scale involving politics, societal issues, or significant global happenings, Mia Khalifa is not typically classified as "current affairs." Still, she does feature occasionally in news and social commentaries due to her outspoken nature and large online following.

Remember, it's always important to consume a broad variety of news sources to have a comprehensive understanding of current affairs.
 
I tried to quickly delete my question because wife grabbed my phone to see who I was talking to, she didn't believe it's a warriors bot. Then she found all the Mia Khalifa tabs, I tried to tell her it's current affairs, she's not buying it.

And yes, it did.
I think the bot sort of confirmed Mia is current affairs because we need a wide variety of information sources
 
Mia Khalifa is a well-known personality due to her past in the adult film industry. However, she left the industry quite some time ago and has since pursued different ventures. Today, she is notable as a sports commentator, social media personality, and webcam model. She often shares her views on diverse matters and engages in various activities outside of her previous profession.

Khalifa often features in recent news due to her vocal presence online, particularly on social media platforms such as Twitter and Instagram. Khalifa engages in contemporary debates and discussions and has been vocal about issues such as online violence towards women, bodily autonomy, and her own past in the adult industry.

In case you refer to "current affairs" in the context of important events, news, and topical issues at a national or international scale involving politics, societal issues, or significant global happenings, Mia Khalifa is not typically classified as "current affairs." Still, she does feature occasionally in news and social commentaries due to her outspoken nature and large online following.

Remember, it's always important to consume a broad variety of news sources to have a comprehensive understanding of current affairs.
Can u remake the lyrics to rock the casbah to include nz warrior references and change the chorus to up the capewah.
 
Can u remake the lyrics to rock the casbah to include nz warrior references and change the chorus to up the capewah, but make it fit the lyrics to the well known Clash song. The chorus should start with "Kevvie don't like it"
Absolutely! As an AI, remixing lyrics is a unique challenge for me, but I'm always ready to give it a try. I hope this revised version of "Rock The Casbah" with the requested alterations brings a smile to your face:

[Verse 1]
Warrior fans say, "Win or we'll riot"
Mount Smart's in a quiet,
Who knows the score in a league end fight?
By order of the NZ Captain's might,

[Chorus]
Kevvie, don't like it,
Up the Capewah, Up the Capewah
Kevvie, don't like it,
Up the Capewah, Up the Capewah

[Verse 2]
Now the battle drum echoes loud to Otahuhu,
While they're pounding down on the Auckland avenue,
The local fans, they know that it's true
Roaring, "Let's go Warriors, let's push through,"

[Chorus]
Kevvie, don't like it,
Up the Capewah, Up the Capewah
Kevvie, don't like it,
Up the Capewah, Up the Capewah

[Bridge]
The server crashed 'n' the broadcast faded,
We'll watch it on Sky, it's widely celebrated,
Soon we'll be dancing, as the victory's stated,
The Taniwha's growling, the doubters deflated,

[Chorus]
Kevvie, don't like it,
Up the Capewah, Up the Capewah
Kevvie, don't like it,
Up the Capewah, Up the Capewah

Keep in mind that this rewrite tries to uphold the original structure while integrating the requested references. It's meant for fun and might not perfectly fit the rhythm of the original song in a few spots.
 
Can u remake the lyrics to rock the casbah to include nz warrior references and change the chorus to up the capewah.
Of course! Here's a playful take on The Clash's hit song, "Rock the Casbah," with a twist of NZ Warriors fun and a new refrain, "Up the Capewah". Enjoy:

(Verse 1)
The king called up his rugby men,
He said, "You better earn your pay,
Convert the tries and make the tackles,
Go Warriors, all the way!"

The order came direct from the shore,
It rang out far and wide,
"Defeat the teams in the NRL,
Show them our NZ pride!"

(Chorus)
The fans don't like it,
But it's no mishap... it's "Up the Capewah!"
Warrior fans say, "Up the Capewah!"

(Verse 2)
Now over at Mt Smart, they gather,
Flags flying high, fans cheering louder,
They watch the Warriors, the fearsome fighters,
They'll turn any scorcher to a shower!

Roger skips the light fandango,
Chanel and Tohu scoring high,
Papali’i’s tackle sends a memo,
"We won't let you slip by!"

(Chorus)
The fans don't mind it!
They're turning the map... all "Up the Capewah!"
Warrior fans shout, "Up the Capewah!"

(Bridge)
The Warriors, they drove up the field,
Passing swift and striking bold,
The opposing team left in their wake,
The Capewah Warriors, brave and bold.

(Chorus)
We really like it!
We're making a flap... all "Up the Capewah!"
Warrior fans chant, "Up the Capewah!"

(Verse 3)
With every try, the crowd erupts,
Their cheers echo, deafening,
Defending our line, their relentless attack,
To the title, we're closer inching!

(Chorus)
Oh, how we love it!
We make the world clap... all "Up the Capewah!"
Warrior fans roar, "Up the Capewah!"

(Outro)
Now the final whistle blows,
Victory's sweet like a Red Bull dash,
But this is just one moment, best believe,
The Warriors were born to "Up the Capewah!"
 
Of course! Here's a playful take on The Clash's hit song, "Rock the Casbah," with a twist of NZ Warriors fun and a new refrain, "Up the Capewah". Enjoy:

(Verse 1)
The king called up his rugby men,
He said, "You better earn your pay,
Convert the tries and make the tackles,
Go Warriors, all the way!"

The order came direct from the shore,
It rang out far and wide,
"Defeat the teams in the NRL,
Show them our NZ pride!"

(Chorus)
The fans don't like it,
But it's no mishap... it's "Up the Capewah!"
Warrior fans say, "Up the Capewah!"

(Verse 2)
Now over at Mt Smart, they gather,
Flags flying high, fans cheering louder,
They watch the Warriors, the fearsome fighters,
They'll turn any scorcher to a shower!

Roger skips the light fandango,
Chanel and Tohu scoring high,
Papali’i’s tackle sends a memo,
"We won't let you slip by!"

(Chorus)
The fans don't mind it!
They're turning the map... all "Up the Capewah!"
Warrior fans shout, "Up the Capewah!"

(Bridge)
The Warriors, they drove up the field,
Passing swift and striking bold,
The opposing team left in their wake,
The Capewah Warriors, brave and bold.

(Chorus)
We really like it!
We're making a flap... all "Up the Capewah!"
Warrior fans chant, "Up the Capewah!"

(Verse 3)
With every try, the crowd erupts,
Their cheers echo, deafening,
Defending our line, their relentless attack,
To the title, we're closer inching!

(Chorus)
Oh, how we love
We make the world clap... all "Up the Capewah!"
Warrior fans roar, "Up the Capewah!"

(Outro)
Now the final whistle blows,
Victory's sweet like a Red Bull dash,
But this is just one moment, best believe,
The Warriors were born to "Up the Capewah!"
Please explain in detail the life & career of former NBA #2 draft pick Len Bias
 
Please explain in detail the life & career of former NBA #2 draft pick Len Bias
Leonard Kevin "Len" Bias was a promising American college basketball player who played for the University of Maryland. Here's a detailed account of his life and career:

Early Life:
Len Bias was born on November 18, 1963, in Landover, Maryland. He was one of four children and had a passion for sports from a young age.

University Years:
Bias was a celebrated player for the Terrapins at the University of Maryland. As a forward, he was known for his scoring ability, explosive jumping capacity, and fierce competitiveness. Recognized for his standout performance, he received All-American honors and was named the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) Player of the Year in both his junior and senior years.

NBA Draft:
Bias declared for the NBA draft after his senior year, where he was picked second overall by the Boston Celtics in 1986. The selection really displayed his enormous potential, as the Celtics were the reigning NBA champions and had their sights set on Bias to carry forward their legacy.

Untimely Demise:
Bias never got to play in the NBA, however. In a tragic turn of events, he died suddenly from cardiac arrhythmia brought on by a cocaine overdose just two days after being drafted. His death shook the sports world and initiated a nationwide conversation about drug abuse.

Legacy:
The tragic end of Len Bias's life also had significant societal and institutional impacts. It led to stricter drug laws in the United States, collectively known as the "Len Bias Law," which increased penalties for drug possession. Moreover, his death also forced the NBA to recognize the severity of drug use among its players and implement stricter drug testing policies.

In the world of basketball, Len Bias is often remembered as one of the greatest players never to have played in the NBA, and despite his tragic end, his talent and potential earned him a spot in the University of Maryland's Athletic Hall of Fame in 2014.
 
Leonard Kevin "Len" Bias was a promising American college basketball player who played for the University of Maryland. Here's a detailed account of his life and career:

Early Life:
Len Bias was born on November 18, 1963, in Landover, Maryland. He was one of four children and had a passion for sports from a young age.

University Years:
Bias was a celebrated player for the Terrapins at the University of Maryland. As a forward, he was known for his scoring ability, explosive jumping capacity, and fierce competitiveness. Recognized for his standout performance, he received All-American honors and was named the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) Player of the Year in both his junior and senior years.

NBA Draft:
Bias declared for the NBA draft after his senior year, where he was picked second overall by the Boston Celtics in 1986. The selection really displayed his enormous potential, as the Celtics were the reigning NBA champions and had their sights set on Bias to carry forward their legacy.

Untimely Demise:
Bias never got to play in the NBA, however. In a tragic turn of events, he died suddenly from cardiac arrhythmia brought on by a cocaine overdose just two days after being drafted. His death shook the sports world and initiated a nationwide conversation about drug abuse.

Legacy:
The tragic end of Len Bias's life also had significant societal and institutional impacts. It led to stricter drug laws in the United States, collectively known as the "Len Bias Law," which increased penalties for drug possession. Moreover, his death also forced the NBA to recognize the severity of drug use among its players and implement stricter drug testing policies.

In the world of basketball, Len Bias is often remembered as one of the greatest players never to have played in the NBA, and despite his tragic end, his talent and potential earned him a spot in the University of Maryland's Athletic Hall of Fame in 2014.
How likely was Derek Redmond, based on his previous running form, to make the 400m final in Athletics had he not torn his hamstring in the semifinals?
 
How likely was Derek Redmond, based on his previous running form, to make the 400m final in Athletics had he not torn his hamstring in the semifinals?
Derek Redmond, a British sprinter specializing in the 400 meters, was indeed a strong contender in his prime. Before the 1992 Barcelona Olympics (where his heartbreaking hamstring injury occurred), he had already achieved significant successes that marked him as a potential finalist.

Coming to his form, Redmond was part of the team that struck gold in the 4x400m relay at the 1991 World Championships in Tokyo. He was also the British record holder for the 400m, and had reached the semi-finals at the Seoul Olympics in 1988, showing his ability to compete at the elite level.

In 1992, he was in good form, having reached the semi-finals in Barcelona. However, as with any race, a variety of factors such as the athlete's physical state on the day, the performances of other competitors, and situational race dynamics play a significant role, making it hard to predict with certainty whether Redmond would have reached the final.

Yet, given his previous performances and form leading up to the event, it was highly possible that he could have made it to the finals and potentially claimed a medal, had he not suffered his untimely injury in the semi-finals. His determined effort to finish the race despite his injury remains one of the most memorable moments in Olympic history.
 
Derek Redmond, a British sprinter specializing in the 400 meters, was indeed a strong contender in his prime. Before the 1992 Barcelona Olympics (where his heartbreaking hamstring injury occurred), he had already achieved significant successes that marked him as a potential finalist.

Coming to his form, Redmond was part of the team that struck gold in the 4x400m relay at the 1991 World Championships in Tokyo. He was also the British record holder for the 400m, and had reached the semi-finals at the Seoul Olympics in 1988, showing his ability to compete at the elite level.

In 1992, he was in good form, having reached the semi-finals in Barcelona. However, as with any race, a variety of factors such as the athlete's physical state on the day, the performances of other competitors, and situational race dynamics play a significant role, making it hard to predict with certainty whether Redmond would have reached the final.

Yet, given his previous performances and form leading up to the event, it was highly possible that he could have made it to the finals and potentially claimed a medal, had he not suffered his untimely injury in the semi-finals. His determined effort to finish the race despite his injury remains one of the most memorable moments in Olympic history.
What is roughly the percentage of Heavyweight Boxing champions who fought Southpaw?
 
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WarriorBot what is the most likely reasin Ronald Volkman has only signed a one year deal with the Dragons?
 
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