General Prince Andrew

bruce

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Comedians couldn't write a script to match that bunch of inbreds. I guess as a nation we are that retarded we need them as a head of state.
 
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bruce

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So is this about her eldest son Charles, or about the other one?
They are both dropkicks. Andrew was pegging young girls at Epsteins pad but Charles was great friends with that notorious paedophile Jimmy Saville:wtf:
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and their Uncle Dickie Mountbatten liked young boys :eek:
 

bruce

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They are both dropkicks. Andrew was pegging young girls at Epsteins pad but Charles was great friends with that notorious paedophile Jimmy Saville:wtf:
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and their Uncle Dickie Mountbatten liked young boys :eek:
They are a bunch of inbreds descended from German royal families. Prince Phillip is an arrogant German with relatives who were in the SS, and his mother was a sad case as well, spent time in a mental home because of sexual frustration...and Charles, our future King wants to come back as his wife's tampon. :wtf: :wtf: ...and Poms think Trump is strange,:oops:
 

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The normally loyal press are going for Prince Andrew big time over here. He’ll need to completely disappear from view

Charles I don’t mind, bit of a dick but an amiable one with a sense of humour. Most informed observers reckon when it’s his turn he’ll use it to slim down the operation, I am OK with the monarchy in principle but there are far too many flunky’s and general hangers on getting a life of privilege for no reason. The principle of the monarchy does seem to keep the government of the day civilised. Mind you we’ve got a Marxist, terrorist sympathising, a****hole running for PM at the moment so who knows what will happen.
 
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bruce

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The normally loyal press are going for Prince Andrew big time over here. He’ll need to completely disappear from view

Charles I don’t mind, bit of a dick but an amiable one with a sense of humour. Most informed observers reckon when it’s his turn he’ll use it to slim down the operation, I am OK with the monarchy in principle but there are far too many flunky’s and general hangers on getting a life of privilege for no reason. The principle of the monarchy does seem to keep the government of the day civilised. Mind you we’ve got a Marxist, terrorist sympathising, a****hole running for PM at the moment so who knows what will happen.
It is an open secret the whole family is a bunch of dickheads, including the Queen, as shown by her support for her favourite son. the most normal one would be Anne. I have met the Duke, he has a Kangaroo loose upstairs and from what I hear Andrew has similar traits. I am sure the moment the Queen passes on Charles will not be invited to be King of quite a few countries, including ours. He doesn't like NZ or Kiwis. The guy is a twat. That all aside the question is how come a bunch of Germans rule our country?
 

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It is an open secret the whole family is a bunch of dickheads, including the Queen, as shown by her support for her favourite son. the most normal one would be Anne. I have met the Duke, he has a Kangaroo loose upstairs and from what I hear Andrew has similar traits. I am sure the moment the Queen passes on Charles will not be invited to be King of quite a few countries, including ours. He doesn't like NZ or Kiwis. The guy is a twat. That all aside the question is how come a bunch of Germans rule our country?
so on your logic, you wouldnt classify yourself as a Kiwi? So why do kiwis have to put up with you in their country?
 

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It is an open secret the whole family is a bunch of dickheads, including the Queen, as shown by her support for her favourite son. the most normal one would be Anne. I have met the Duke, he has a Kangaroo loose upstairs and from what I hear Andrew has similar traits. I am sure the moment the Queen passes on Charles will not be invited to be King of quite a few countries, including ours. He doesn't like NZ or Kiwis. The guy is a twat. That all aside the question is how come a bunch of Germans rule our country?

I take it from this Bruce that you're not a Royalist? ;)
 

Pozza

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They are a bunch of inbreds descended from German royal families. Prince Phillip is an arrogant German with relatives who were in the SS, and his mother was a sad case as well, spent time in a mental home because of sexual frustration...and Charles, our future King wants to come back as his wife's tampon. :wtf: :wtf: ...and Poms think Trump is strange,:oops:
100%.. the only thing about Phil is he's actually Greek not German. Lizs side certainly have had a bit of German sausage in them
 

bruce

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100%.. the only thing about Phil is he's actually Greek not German. Lizs side certainly have had a bit of German sausage in them
He was born in Greece, but doesn't speak the language and he is 100% inbred German and Danish royalty. A member of the House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, itself a branch of the House of Oldenburg. He has Nazi in laws too.
Whats the odds of maxwell dying in prison?
The odds of her surviving must be slim. She must have some hot gossip.
 
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pbrown01123

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first para of the brilliant Marina Hyde's column in today's Guardian;

Spare a thought for Prince Andrew – and, indeed, a brain cell. As his landmark Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis showed, the Queen’s second son really is sensationally thick, even by the standards of a family internationally famed for their dimbulbery, certainly since the time of George I. If the Falklands war hadn’t robbed Andrew of the ability to sweat, now would definitely be the moment to break out a bead or two.

Quality!

full thing here;

 

bruce

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I laughed, but maybe it's not so funny.

Ideal scenario is; she sings like a canary and it's Prince Charming she's singing about.
Where Marina Hyde is correct is the US prosecutors don't really care about Andrew, they are after the big fish in the States. She will sing all right to save her own skin.
 

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