General New health test for males as we get older.

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A new health test has been developed in the States and has been applauded by both medical practitioners and patients alike for a cheap method to diagnosis a number of diseases effecting males as they get older.

This simplified urine sample test involves going outside and peeing in the garden.

If ants gather: diabetes.
If you pee on your feet: prostate
If your urine smealls like a barbecue: cholesterol
If you shake your penis and your wrist hurts: osteoarthritis
If you go back into the house with your dick still hanging out of your pants: Alzheimer’s.
 
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A new health test has been developed in the States and has been applauded by both medical practitioners and patients alike for a cheap method to diagnosis a number of diseases effecting males as they get older.

This simplified urine sample test involves going outside and peeing in the garden.

If ants gather: diabetes.
If you pee on your feet: prostate
If your urine smealls like a barbecue: cholesterol
If you shake your penis and your wrist hurts: osteoarthritis
If you go back into the house with your dick still hanging out of your pants: Alzheimer’s.
what if you walk around the house get lost in the backyard and then walk down the street with your penis out and hard the whole way, shouting look at me. Just asking like? for a friend
 
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what if you walk around the house get lost in the backyard and then walk down the street with your penis out and hard the whole way, shouting look at me. Just asking like? for a friend
Nothing wrong there. Just watch Big Lebowski. Sign of a simple but free man :)
 
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A couple of years ago I went to the doctors because they were doing a well man clinic for over 55 year olds. The female doctor, who I’d never seen before, asked me a series of questions including , “is everything OK in the bedroom department?” It took me a second or two to work out it was part of the assessment, not a general enquiry
 
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When I was a young virile 17 year old I had to go for a medical examination for a job. The doctor was a young woman, probably early 30s. She really gave my old fella very close and tender inspection. I thought nothing of it till I had a female doctor check me out a while back...very different ;) 🤣 ...just thinking like🤔
 
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When I was a young virile 17 year old I had to go for a medical examination for a job. The doctor was a young woman, probably early 30s. She really gave my old fella very close and tender inspection. I thought nothing of it till I had a female doctor check me out a while back...very different ;) 🤣 ...just thinking like🤔
bruce bruce, are you sure you aren’t getting your life experiences confused with your porn site history?
 
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