Social Funny

Continuing with the simian theme.

The female gorilla in the zoo is unwell and nobody knows what is wrong with it so the vet gets called in. He diagnoses loneliness and the fact it hasn’t got a mate. The zoo doesn’t know what to do as there are no male gorillas in captivity in the country. Someone decides to ask the zoo labourer who cleans up the cages if he’ll have sex with it instead, they offer £500 and ask him to think it over. The following day he comes into the office and says, “OK I’m prepared to do it. But I have an issue with the money, can I pay the £500 off in instalments ? “
 
A joke with a little kids version & an adult version.

KIDS
What kind of bees drink milk? BABIES

ADULT
What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES
 
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Scrolling through Door Dash as you do on a Friday night, it’s cheat day & I can’t sleep…..came across this review, legit truth but the bro still gave them 5 stars 😂
 

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