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A minor correction if you don’t mind. The correct terminology is Manchester Fucking City
Worried2Death
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Poor Charnze, hope they know about shrinkage.
Worried2Death
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Oh right, in that case hahahaa
Two old blokes sitting on a park bench.
One old bloke says " nice out, isn't it"
Other old bloke says 'yeah '
' think I might leave it out'
One old bloke says " nice out, isn't it"
Other old bloke says 'yeah '
' think I might leave it out'
Quick reply… it’s like you have used that excuse before…
Are any of those teams in Sussex, Wessex or Essex?
Passed two tampons walking down the street today.
'Morning' I said to no reply.
Must be stuck up cunts.
'Morning' I said to no reply.
Must be stuck up cunts.
An octogenarian man was taken by his wife to the doctor for his annual check up. Since he was deaf, his wife wanted to make sure he heard everything properly.
The doctor went through all the normal things…. asked questions (which the wife answered), checked heart and chest, did a blood pressure test, prostate and took a blood sample.
He then said he needed a stool, urine and semen sample.
”What did he say” the cranky old bugger asked.
”He needs you to poo, pee and cum” said his long suffering wife.
”What.”
His wife says it again but the ole bugger still doesn’t hear it.
Exasperated, his wife says, “He wants you to give him your underwear!”
The doctor went through all the normal things…. asked questions (which the wife answered), checked heart and chest, did a blood pressure test, prostate and took a blood sample.
He then said he needed a stool, urine and semen sample.
”What did he say” the cranky old bugger asked.
”He needs you to poo, pee and cum” said his long suffering wife.
”What.”
His wife says it again but the ole bugger still doesn’t hear it.
Exasperated, his wife says, “He wants you to give him your underwear!”
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Rick O’Shay
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God was forming Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. After a long day differentiating the two sexes he said;
Ok, final two things to decide.
Firstly, Who wants to stand up to pee?
Ignoring Eve, Adam jumps up quickly and says pick me, pick me, this will prove my manliness and superiority
God turns to Eve and says,
Looks like You get the multiple orgasms
Ok, final two things to decide.
Firstly, Who wants to stand up to pee?
Ignoring Eve, Adam jumps up quickly and says pick me, pick me, this will prove my manliness and superiority
God turns to Eve and says,
Looks like You get the multiple orgasms
That reminds me of the old Rodney Rude joke.
Lady goes into the doctors with grazed knees and elbows saying it's from doggy style on the concrete floor.
The doctor asks why didn't you lay on your back.
The lady responds she couldn't stand the dogs breath.
John Nick
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Guy goes to the doctor with a huge gash on his forehead.
Doc says what happened ??.
He replied we were doing it doggie fashion.
Doc says that shouldn't cause a gash to the head.
Guy says the dog ran under the fuckin house
