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The 4 keys to a happy and successful marriage.
1. Authenticity, always be truthful and real.
2. Nurture, take care of them and protect them.
3. Adore them, make them feel special.
4. Language, be careful with words as they can be barbs.

Hint: Anagram

I think Acrostic is the word you were looking for.
 
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So, dad, why's my sister called Teresa?
Well, son, when your mum and I started talking about having a family, as you do you think: Boy or Girl? And then you think names. And we decided to name our children after our favourite thing - your big sister arrives and well, you know your Mum and her Easter eggs. Her favourite thing is Easter, so Teresa's an anagram of your mum's favourite thing.
Oh, okay, thanks, dad.
No worries, Alan.
 
So, dad, why's my sister called Teresa?
Well, son, when your mum and I started talking about having a family, as you do you think: Boy or Girl? And then you think names. And we decided to name our children after our favourite thing - your big sister arrives and well, you know your Mum and her Easter eggs. Her favourite thing is Easter, so Teresa's an anagram of your mum's favourite thing.
Oh, okay, thanks, dad.
No worries, Alan.
And tell Cnut to do the dishes
 
Called the boss this morning: "Sorry, mate, don't think I can make it in today. I've got a wee cough."
The boss said: "You've got a wee cough?"
I said: "A Week off, you said it, cheers mate! See you next Monday!"
aw jeez that's bad
 
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