General Eshays in NZ

My 15yo son who hates "eshays" showed me this vid.

But we can't actually tell if it's legit or if these cats are just taking the piss



Not to flex here but I'd love for a group of these types to size me up & try & roll me for my kicks.

I'd happily accommodate each request personally with a front kick to the face.

Sure, I'd probably end up doing a lag or get PD or some shit ... but fuck it ... it'd be worth it lol

But seriously, to my way of thinking this is almost seems like some kind of inadvertent natural backlash to all this PC woke bullshit floating around.

Every action has an equal & opposite reaction - Sir Issac Newton

Spoken like a true front rower, probably in a maximim security wing
 
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My 15yo son who hates "eshays" showed me this vid.

But we can't actually tell if it's legit or if these cats are just taking the piss



Not to flex here but I'd love for a group of these types to size me up & try & roll me for my kicks.

I'd happily accommodate each request personally with a front kick to the face.

Sure, I'd probably end up doing a lag or get PD or some shit ... but fuck it ... it'd be worth it lol

But seriously, to my way of thinking this is almost seems like some kind of inadvertent natural backlash to all this PC woke bullshit floating around.

Every action has an equal & opposite reaction - Sir Issac Newton

The woke stuff makes me laugh sometimes. Most of them are twitter tough guys. Some of the YouTube channels I watch cover a lot of the stuff SJW's kick a stink over a lot of it is ridiculous their comments about somone they feel are dispicable are pretty crazy. A lot worse then the person they are directing their hate at. Saw one recently a girl was saying she'd punch the first person they see wearing a certain t-shirt. Ok sure, you do realise if you punch some random person in the real world they are likely to hit you back.

You stating you wouldn't mind taking on a group of these guys reminded me of one of my mates at school when we were 6th or 7th form age. I asked my mate why his friends were going home in groups in case some of the younger kids confronted them in a group.

Me "Why are you guys worried about those guys coming after you?"
Mate "I'm not"
Me "Well ok I know your not"
Mate "See that guy in the middle with the bandage on his head"
Me "Yeah"
Mate "I head butted him"
Me "You're wanted to scone someone for a while now, finally got the chance eh"
Mate ":D"

I also had a similar conversation with him years later where I asked him "Whats this I hear about you hitting a guy in the head with a keg?"
Response was "It wasn't full, I wouldn't be able to swing it". Followed by "You know what my family is like with weddings"
His fathers wedding photo from the 70's had his hair covering his face as he got into a fight the night before and broke his nose. My mate's father was arguing with his best man and to stop a repeat of his father my mate decided a keg was a useful tool.

This is a guy who in standard 4 punched a guy in class and broke a kids nose. Soon about 3-4 female teachers came through our class carrying the guy off to the toilet with blood pouring every where. A few years later my mate stabbed the same guy with an umbrella through a hole in the door. So we had a guy walking around school with an eye patch for a while.

These are just a few incidents. They don't count the times he's put me in awkward positions with him upsetting other friends or neighbours.

Think someone said these Eshays are in WA. That's where this guy currently lives so who knows maybe someone might have an urge to headbutt someone or use an umbrella as a weapon again.
 
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Just to be clear, I'm a life long martial artist & my first instinct in any potentially violent situation is to try & diffuse it to avoid any violence.

But, if a group of these "eshay" types tried to step & I couldn't talk them down ... oh yeah ... it's on like donkey kong you lil bitches 👊

But only if it's a group, if it was just one or two, 1st cheese might get slept but 2nd cheese is getting told to chill while I'm slowly choking him ;)

Oh Worried2Death Worried2Death I was never a front rower my bro, I played standoff, halfback or hooker.
 
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Just to be clear, I'm a life long martial artist & my first instinct in any potentially violent situation is to try & diffuse it to avoid any violence.

But, if a group of these "eshay" types tried to step & I couldn't talk them down ... oh yeah ... it's on like donkey kong you lil bitches 👊

But only if it's a group, if it was just one or two, 1st cheese might get slept but 2nd cheese is getting told to chill while I'm slowly choking him ;)

Oh Worried2Death Worried2Death I was never a front rower my bro, I played standoff, halfback or hooker.
I hear you Sensai, I was a wing/centre so our our first instinct is to run like hell at the first sign of trouble. If any of these eshays show up around here I'm calling you to come and sort them out bro, you'll have the time of your life.
 
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We dont got eshays here, but we got hood rats. Instead of gucci caps we wear American Apparel Caps. Hood rats tend to wear PROCLUB t-shirts, Black Air Force 1s or Air Maxes with no-show socks or crew length. Sometimes they'll be wearing trackies or dickies pants or cargo shorts (cargo shorts tend to be more of the style). They rob, have one outs, drinking and smoking in garages all day, jump trains to take 'trips', so yeah we got them just in a different form.
 
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