General Are FEMALES all that Clever.???

da mad maori

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There was these two girls aye !!. They were working down this long street. Man they were good at what they were doing.
One was digging holes at least 50 metres apart. The other was coming up behind her filling them in.
They must have dug and filled about twenty holes.
Hey I asked,to the "digger...Whats up, why are you digging holes and the one behind you is filling them in.???
Oh she said, there's usually three of us aye. But she took the day off.
So , ?? I continued to inquire, what did she do ???
Oh she put the trees in the hole.

So what do you say men,
 

AliN_old

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what yourself there young Mr Tuatara.. next you'll be saying they were blonde!!
 

ozbash_old

Guest
well, its a scientific fact that hair colour determines IQ in shielas.

they say the darker the hair, the smarter the sheila but i dont know..

i like them bald,, creates a bit of a lottery.
 

Skinner_old

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ozbash said:
well, its a scientific fact that hair colour determines IQ in shielas.

they say the darker the hair, the smarter the sheila but i dont know..

i like them bald,, creates a bit of a lottery.

LOL........shouldn't you be out doing something with cows mate .....
 

Sinbad_old

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Mate
They say that the peroxide is the problem. It burns through the scalp and into the brain, causing the "blondeness".

I prefer Redheads, firey temper and oh is it good when you make up !
 

Skinny_Ravs82

Guest
ozbash said:
well, its a scientific fact that hair colour determines IQ in shielas.

they say the darker the hair, the smarter the sheila but i dont know..

i like them bald,, creates a bit of a lottery.

I don't think anyone can judge women by their hair colour or anything like that.
Personality is the best way to know. Just 'seeing a person' and what they do, how they respond doesn't say much for who they really are inside
Ps-the theory that blondes are stupider thou probably isn't true
 

Sinbad_old

Guest
Take a chill pill skinny R, only joshin yah all you know.
I don't care what colour hair they have I love all women. See my previous post.
 

da mad maori

Guest
I should have clarified.............

The dark haired was digging the holes.

The blonde was filling them in.

The red head took the day off.
 

spykid_old

Guest
Now now, there's such a thing as a smart blonde, it's called a golden retriever.

Well, it's gotta be time for men jokes then...

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and
husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

There- let noone say that this forum isn't balanced.
 

Sinbad_old

Guest
My favourite:
'What's the secret of all successful men?"

The woman that tells him what to do !
 

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