General AMA - Jonno/Macker/Edd/etc

tajhay

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Mar 30, 2012
9,712
Sydney
New AMA(Ask Me Anything) for our much loved member jonno jonno, @macker, edd, and prob the 5 other accounts hes prob used. Feel free to ask him where he gets his own weather reports from, the website he uses for timing how fast players are, and why he generally goes full retard after a period of controlled posting, on cue.

ill start:
1) What is your fav username of all the ones you have used?
2) Since many on here would not have seen your deleted posts, tell us your views on polynesians and why you seem to be an expert in that area, much like GeoMan.
3) Why do you support Trump?
4) 0 is most left, 10 is most right. Where in the political spectrum do you see yourself?
5) When was the last time you visited pornhub? Fav category?
6) You and mt.wellington get like a house on fire. Do you guys have any intentions of meeting up? Open to it?
7) Judging by your posts, you seem to watch the game from the comforts of your home. When was the last time you were at mt smart stadium?
 

matiunz

All Out!
Contributor
Jul 15, 2013
7,086
Sydney
origin of each of your usernames?
Do you still use your online stopwatch?
Do you only pay attention to the weather on game days or other days too?
How many times have you been banned?
What’s the funniest reason for being banned?
Game day ritual?
Favourite all time player?
Follow any other sports?
Second team? If so why?
Favourite movie?
Favourite book?
Favourite band?
Any breakthroughs on heat training or bed times?
 
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Inruin

.... LOADING ....
Contributor
May 19, 2012
8,359
Auckland
On a scale of nuttiness, with 0 being Goober and 10 being Marcona Almond, where do you rank yourself?

How difficult is it for you to function as a normal person?

What is the best heat:humidity ratio for our team to obtain optimal results?

What is the best time of day for our team to deliver the best results?

Do you have a heat/humidity/time of day matrix as a quick reference guide?

If Shaun Johnson starts on the 30m line and Chad Townsend starts behind him and both are racing to support a break, who gets there first and why? Please provide internet stopwatch evidence to support your answer.

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

Are you married? Or have a Partner?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
 
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ToiletDuck

Dr Faggot
Contributor
Mar 30, 2012
3,368
Auckland
Still in the same dead end job you have had for the last 20 years?

Still angry that players get paid big bucks while you earn a pittance?

Your Polynesian workmates still pretend to hate league so they don;t have to talk to you?

You realise yet that you live in Panmure not Mt Wellington???

Lol, I feel like there may be a bit of history here.
 

jonno

Warriors 1st Grader
Jul 13, 2014
9,804
1) What is your fav username of all the ones you have used?

Macca. It was shot but o so sweet.

2) Since many on here would not have seen your deleted posts, tell us your views on polynesians and why you seem to be an expert in that area, much like GeoMan.

I'm just an expert in all things really. Ask me anything.

3) Why do you support Trump?

Because the world needs borders. Simple as that really.

4) 0 is most left, 10 is most right. Where in the political spectrum do you see yourself?

5, It's not a fun subject for me atm. But I'm really a nice guy once you get to know me.

5) When was the last time you visited pornhub? Fav category?

All day every day..... And I like the for females stuff. The slo mo is amazing...

6) You and mt.wellington get like a house on fire. Do you guys have any intentions of meeting up? Open to it?

I'd be too intimidated to meet in person. He's the real deal, and I'm just some heckler on the interweb.

7) Judging by your posts, you seem to watch the game from the comforts of your home. When was the last time you were at mt smart stadium?

Years ago. But I'm thinking of going back sometime soon.
 
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jonno

Warriors 1st Grader
Jul 13, 2014
9,804
Still in the same dead end job you have had for the last 20 years?

No I've changed jobs and got promoted as well.

Still angry that players get paid big bucks while you earn a pittance?

Yes. They are a bunch of cu**s.

Your Polynesian workmates still pretend to hate league so they don;t have to talk to you?

Yes. They are a bunch of cu**s.

You realise yet that you live in Panmure not Mt Wellington???

I live in Mt Wellington. Get used to it. :yuck:
 
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jonno

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Jul 13, 2014
9,804
origin of each of your usernames?

Honestly they were just the first names that came into my head when I was trying to hack back onto the site, and be with all my friends.

Do you still use your online stopwatch?

No, I've been to rehab and I'm doing much better now.

Do you only pay attention to the weather on game days or other days too?

I don't understand the question. Why would you ask such a thing?

How many times have you been banned?

Enough to learn the meaning of life.

What’s the funniest reason for being banned?

I think getting banned for shit posting on threads I myself started probably takes the cake. Kevin Locke vs Glen Fisiiahi and the online stop watch decider giving it to Locke, and then how nobody would respect the facts. It was doing my head in.

Game day ritual?

Beers, and shit posting.

Favourite all time player?

Paul Sironen. Fav supporter was Biff...

Follow any other sports?

Cough, cough, union, cough.

Second team? If so why?

Was the tigers, but now it's the broncs. Reason: Morkel.

Favourite movie?

Braveheart: Freeeeeeeedddddddddoooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm

Favourite book?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Favourite band?

RHCP/Metallica I'm still waiting for the collaboration.

Any breakthroughs on heat training or bed times?

Hot water bottle makes for a good nights sleep.
 
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jonno

Warriors 1st Grader
Jul 13, 2014
9,804
On a scale of nuttiness, with 0 being Goober and 10 being Marcona Almond, where do you rank yourself?

9.3427432 Finely roasted pecans, with some hazel nut slices and a garnish of pureed soy bean curd.

How difficult is it for you to function as a normal person?

Having Aspergers it's really not that hard at all.

What is the best heat:humidity ratio for our team to obtain optimal results?

42

What is the best time of day for our team to deliver the best results?

I don't understand the question.

Do you have a heat/humidity/time of day matrix as a quick reference guide?

Of course. I have a Warriors heat/humidity/time of day almanac which can be purchased for $49.90 at your local dairy.

If Shaun Johnson starts on the 30m line and Chad Townsend starts behind him and both are racing to support a break, who gets there first and why? Please provide internet stopwatch evidence to support your answer.

Chad Townsend, because he's won a premiership and SJ hasn't.

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

Because they were too far back in the phone book and nobody brought them.

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

I think man had a soft spot for them, as our ancient ancestors, and selective breed them from only the hairiest of hairy babies, until we had reconstituted the species....

Are you married? Or have a Partner?

I'm dating girls on Tinder. It sounds dodgy, and it is...

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Hay quit steeling my sunshine...

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

No you can't. The universe doesn't allow such contradictions.
 

jonno

Warriors 1st Grader
Jul 13, 2014
9,804
When did you realize you were destined for greatness?

I was a young man, only of the age of 21, when it struck me. It was a warm autumns day in the tron (that's hamiltron for all you plebeians) and I was hungover at my mates house thinking about cooking some breakfast. As I fired up the gas stove, the smell reminded me of my youth... bla bla bla...... long story shot, I just fucken knew bitches......

How has the crash landing affected your self esteem?

:sorry:
 
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tajhay

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Mar 30, 2012
9,712
Sydney
1) what do you do for your day job
2) hobbies
3) which countries have you visited? Fav place?
 

tajhay

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Mar 30, 2012
9,712
Sydney
1) 5 sites you have visited today
2) do your real friends know about your keyboard warrior abilities?
3) which was your first account created here? Did we miss any of your ghost accounts?
 

jonno

Warriors 1st Grader
Jul 13, 2014
9,804
1) what do you do for your day job

Team leader / inwards goods. My team is funny as.

2) hobbies

Inspirational philosophy/Golf/Shitposting

3) which countries have you visited? Fav place?

Australia/England/France/Spain/Italy/Hollywood/Greese/Turky/Norfolk Island

fav: Norfolk Island. My band played there and we got to hang out with the locals. Was awesome. Those convict/sailor/islanders sure know how to go hard....
 
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jonno

Warriors 1st Grader
Jul 13, 2014
9,804
1) 5 sites you have visited today

Youtube, Google spell checker and Warriors.com. Only three I know. I don't get out much.

2) do your real friends know about your keyboard warrior abilities?

Some have a small inkling. But nobody really knows how deep the rabbit hole goes.
 
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