Tragic
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Fuck me, we would all be in jail. Except me probably.surely there’s no way they can find him not guilty of being a fuckwit though.
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Some would have been executed.
Beastmode
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Gifted athletes but God took away the brain
I’m keen to see how he snorts his way out of this…
Am I missing something here?
Who is snorting now?
Beastmode
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Mitch Kenny
Saying his mates trolled his phone is a good excuse. Who needs enermies when you have mates like this
Needs to tell those 'mates' to get farked
Needs to get a better excuse
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Found this absolute laugh of a list on Reddit. Haven't even heard of some of these... Kurt Capewell 
few more in the comment section too
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/18wlgof/the_master_list_of_stupid_nrl_scandals/
- Marty Taupau's contract being emailed to a theatre critic in Canada due to a mistyped email address
- The Tigers sending multiple emails over a long period of time to a Canadian Reddit user named Nathan Brown, also because they mistyped an email address
- Jarryd Hayne losing thousands in crypto fraud scheme run by prison cellmate, who had previously been convicted of running a crypto fraud scheme
- Kevin Proctor getting himself fired from the Titans after posting an Instagram story of him vaping in the sheds at half time
- Mitch Kenny posting about "boxing day lines" on his public Instagram story
- Martin Kennedy imprisoned for running large scale reptile smuggling scheme
- Lachlan Lewis stealing a Bluetooth speaker from a club event and selling it on eBay "as a prank"
- Craig Gower going on a drunken rampage at a charity golf day by groping Wayne Pearce's daughter, chasing Mitch Pearce around with a bottle then vomiting on him, streaking nude around the golf course, stealing a golf cart then crashing it and holding a butter knife to the throat of a radio personality before being pinned by security and arrested
- Dragons derail their season by hosting a lockdown-breaking BBQ; key moments include Jack de Belin hiding from police under Paul Vaughan's bed and Corey Norman leaving his wallet at the house before running away
- Nathan Cleary breaks COVID bubble to film TikTok dances
- Andrew Johns gets slizzered at Townsville airport, asks a random woman if she had a c-section before falling asleep on the floor
- Josh Dugan breaching lockdown to drive to Lithgow
- Josh Dugan and Blake Ferguson skip training to drink vodka cruisers on a roof, post photo evidence on Instagram
- Todd Carney ends his career when a photo of him pissing into his own mouth leaks
- Todd Carney gets himself banned from the entire city of Goulburn after jumping on a car in the Goulburn Workers carpark
- Todd Carney sets his friend's pants on fire while on a camping trip
- Anthony Watts bites an opponent's penis on-field
- Julian O'Neill "I just shat in Schlossy's shoe" incident
- Julian O'Neill "pisses under the blackjack table at the casino" incident
- Julian O'Neill "set fire to teenager in foam mascot outfit then escape by swimming naked into the Hastings river and hitchhiking away" incident
- Wests Tigers' elite training facility/demountable shed revealed in much hyped Fox Sports special
- Jason Taumalolo throwing eggs at cars
- Russell Packer pissing on field
- Parramatta board taking and keeping minutes on how exactly they were cheating the salary cap
- Josh Papali'i driving home drunk then calling the cops on himself
- Mitchell Pearce gets drunk and humps a dog
- Joel Monaghan gets drunk and puts his dick in the mouth of a dog
- Bryce Gibbs hammers a nail through his scrotum at Benji Marshall’s house while Benji is away, using Benji's chopping board
- Tigers release commemorative ANZAC jersey with a stock photo of Americans on it
- Nate Myles shits in hotel corridor in "tragic accident", after mistaking the front door for the bathroom door and locking himself out of his room during a bout of drunken diarrhoea
- Brandon Smith and Cameron Munster get on the bags with randoms in their apartment, photos inevitably leak out
- Adam Elliott "Sweet Caroline" nude Mad Monday routine exposed
- Tony Williams quote on Hayne guilty decision: "just want to congratulate the victim and the so called justice system you’ve sent an innocent brotherly to jail away from he’s kids you bunch of flops.. that’s all respectively"
- Video of Kurt Capewell in gay gloryhole porno leaks, responds by claiming to media and teammates that he didn’t know it was a man on the other side of the hole
- Dylan Napa filmed wanking while Kane Evans shadow boxes
- Coach Brad Fittler fines himself $10 000 after attempting to enter a stranger's hotel room drunk and shirtless
- Fa'amanu Brown blowing up his microwave after reading that microwaving your phone will charge it
- Valentine Holmes posts selfie of himself holding a bag to his Insta story
- Josh Papali'i throwing 1 litre bottle of moisturiser at another motorist in road rage incident
- Harry Grant found passed out in random person's front yard
- Reece Walsh being busted with cocaine after ignoring a move on notice from Police and getting arrested
- Adam O'Brien yells "don't you know who I am" at Newcastle races seccies after bathroom scuffle
- The entirety of the Sharks club banned from Cronulla Sailing Club due to multiple scuffles
- Mal Meninga announces his entry into politics and his retirement from politics all at the single twenty second long press conference
- Liam Knight sprays insect repellent into his mouth in an attempt to fool a breathalyser into thinking he was sober
- Kane Evans plays game with "fold some c**t" written on his wrist"
- Matt Lodge plays game with "cunt" written on his wrist
- Terry Hill and Scott Fulton caught poaching lobsters
- Ponga and Kurt Mann filmed leaving club cubicle together on the night Ponga bought his Newcastle home
- John Hopoate shoving his finger up the arse of opponent players
- Chris Sandow crashing a loan car on the way to a game and leaving it there so he wouldn't be late
- Junior Paulo caught playing third grade club union, attempt at disguising himself by wearing headgear does not work
few more in the comment section too
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/18wlgof/the_master_list_of_stupid_nrl_scandals/
Found this absolute laugh of a list on Reddit. Haven't even heard of some of these... Kurt Capewell
- Marty Taupau's contract being emailed to a theatre critic in Canada due to a mistyped email address
- The Tigers sending multiple emails over a long period of time to a Canadian Reddit user named Nathan Brown, also because they mistyped an email address
- Jarryd Hayne losing thousands in crypto fraud scheme run by prison cellmate, who had previously been convicted of running a crypto fraud scheme
- Kevin Proctor getting himself fired from the Titans after posting an Instagram story of him vaping in the sheds at half time
- Mitch Kenny posting about "boxing day lines" on his public Instagram story
- Martin Kennedy imprisoned for running large scale reptile smuggling scheme
- Lachlan Lewis stealing a Bluetooth speaker from a club event and selling it on eBay "as a prank"
- Craig Gower going on a drunken rampage at a charity golf day by groping Wayne Pearce's daughter, chasing Mitch Pearce around with a bottle then vomiting on him, streaking nude around the golf course, stealing a golf cart then crashing it and holding a butter knife to the throat of a radio personality before being pinned by security and arrested
- Dragons derail their season by hosting a lockdown-breaking BBQ; key moments include Jack de Belin hiding from police under Paul Vaughan's bed and Corey Norman leaving his wallet at the house before running away
- Nathan Cleary breaks COVID bubble to film TikTok dances
- Andrew Johns gets slizzered at Townsville airport, asks a random woman if she had a c-section before falling asleep on the floor
- Josh Dugan breaching lockdown to drive to Lithgow
- Josh Dugan and Blake Ferguson skip training to drink vodka cruisers on a roof, post photo evidence on Instagram
- Todd Carney ends his career when a photo of him pissing into his own mouth leaks
- Todd Carney gets himself banned from the entire city of Goulburn after jumping on a car in the Goulburn Workers carpark
- Todd Carney sets his friend's pants on fire while on a camping trip
- Anthony Watts bites an opponent's penis on-field
- Julian O'Neill "I just shat in Schlossy's shoe" incident
- Julian O'Neill "pisses under the blackjack table at the casino" incident
- Julian O'Neill "set fire to teenager in foam mascot outfit then escape by swimming naked into the Hastings river and hitchhiking away" incident
- Wests Tigers' elite training facility/demountable shed revealed in much hyped Fox Sports special
- Jason Taumalolo throwing eggs at cars
- Russell Packer pissing on field
- Parramatta board taking and keeping minutes on how exactly they were cheating the salary cap
- Josh Papali'i driving home drunk then calling the cops on himself
- Mitchell Pearce gets drunk and humps a dog
- Joel Monaghan gets drunk and puts his dick in the mouth of a dog
- Bryce Gibbs hammers a nail through his scrotum at Benji Marshall’s house while Benji is away, using Benji's chopping board
- Tigers release commemorative ANZAC jersey with a stock photo of Americans on it
- Nate Myles shits in hotel corridor in "tragic accident", after mistaking the front door for the bathroom door and locking himself out of his room during a bout of drunken diarrhoea
- Brandon Smith and Cameron Munster get on the bags with randoms in their apartment, photos inevitably leak out
- Adam Elliott "Sweet Caroline" nude Mad Monday routine exposed
- Tony Williams quote on Hayne guilty decision: "just want to congratulate the victim and the so called justice system you’ve sent an innocent brotherly to jail away from he’s kids you bunch of flops.. that’s all respectively"
- Video of Kurt Capewell in gay gloryhole porno leaks, responds by claiming to media and teammates that he didn’t know it was a man on the other side of the hole
- Dylan Napa filmed wanking while Kane Evans shadow boxes
- Coach Brad Fittler fines himself $10 000 after attempting to enter a stranger's hotel room drunk and shirtless
- Fa'amanu Brown blowing up his microwave after reading that microwaving your phone will charge it
- Valentine Holmes posts selfie of himself holding a bag to his Insta story
- Josh Papali'i throwing 1 litre bottle of moisturiser at another motorist in road rage incident
- Harry Grant found passed out in random person's front yard
- Reece Walsh being busted with cocaine after ignoring a move on notice from Police and getting arrested
- Adam O'Brien yells "don't you know who I am" at Newcastle races seccies after bathroom scuffle
- The entirety of the Sharks club banned from Cronulla Sailing Club due to multiple scuffles
- Mal Meninga announces his entry into politics and his retirement from politics all at the single twenty second long press conference
- Liam Knight sprays insect repellent into his mouth in an attempt to fool a breathalyser into thinking he was sober
- Kane Evans plays game with "fold some c**t" written on his wrist"
- Matt Lodge plays game with "cunt" written on his wrist
- Terry Hill and Scott Fulton caught poaching lobsters
- Ponga and Kurt Mann filmed leaving club cubicle together on the night Ponga bought his Newcastle home
- John Hopoate shoving his finger up the arse of opponent players
- Chris Sandow crashing a loan car on the way to a game and leaving it there so he wouldn't be late
- Junior Paulo caught playing third grade club union, attempt at disguising himself by wearing headgear does not work
few more in the comment section too
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/18wlgof/the_master_list_of_stupid_nrl_scandals/
How many involve alcohol or drugs… and how many more are there that don’t ever get reported!
The Fa'amanu Brown one gets me everytime
Did it work?
Goes to show how normal they all are really....
Also how open Aussie culture is compared to others.
Also how open Aussie culture is compared to others.
Sex with a dog is normal over there in Aussie?
Strewth sport! Very open relationships…
Mitchell Pearce never actually rooted the dog lol. Not sure bout that other guy...
TbF I think his GF did him dirty filming him all fucked up like that and then most likely selling it to the media...
